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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Beer Truck Crash Snags Morning Commute
2005-06-29
NEWTON, Mass. -- A tractor-trailer truck carrying beer and hard alcohol overturned on a ramp to Route 128 Wednesday morning snagging traffic for hours. NewsCenter 5's Kelley Tuthill reported that the truck rolled over shortly before 4 a.m. but none of the beer spilled out onto the roadway. When crews tried to right the truck, the roof came off dumping scores of boxes of beer, wine and vodka onto the side of the road.
"Yippee! Bars open!"

The ramp was closed for several hours as crews worked to right the truck and drink clean up the debris. "Alcohol is considered hazardous material," said McCarthy. A group of minimum security prisoners were brought in to help clean up the debris.
Genius, pure genius
No one was injured.
No word on how much of the cargo was "destroyed"
Posted by:Steve

#8  I don't need a grip, I need a wheelbarrow.
Posted by: Happy Passerbi   2005-06-29 20:49  

#7  "Alcohol is considered hazardous material," said McCarthy.

WTF?

OK, if it's 100% alcohol, I can see being worried about it. Flammable, probably bad for the plants in the area, etc.

But at the levels in beer, wine, and even vodka? Get a grip.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-06-29 18:25  

#6  Hoping AB has collected the insurance and reordered, sounds like a 3 day supply was lost.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-06-29 17:34  

#5  Are you sure this wasn't caused by someone in the Kennedy Clan? The are know for both poor driving and alcohol abuse.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2005-06-29 17:19  

#4  "No, really. It fell off the back of the truck!"
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-06-29 16:53  

#3  Another sad case of alcohol abuse.
Posted by: mmurray821   2005-06-29 16:20  

#2  All we need are a fireworks truck and a trailer full of smokes and it's July 4th weekend, baby!
Posted by: BH   2005-06-29 16:15  

#1  Fourth of July weekend coming up. The Staties working the detail must've been ecstatic!
Posted by: tu3031   2005-06-29 16:02  

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