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-Short Attention Span Theater-
This is your brain on drugs
2005-07-25
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - A Texas man was arrested on Monday after calling police to complain about the theft of his marijuana, authorities said. Stephen Knight, 17, said three men had broken into his apartment, hogtied him with Christmas lights and stole some marijuana, along with a plasma screen television, police said. Police are looking for the suspects. In the meantime,
when they stopped laughing,
they arrested Knight after finding several marijuana plants growing under heat lamps in the apartment, four grams of harvested marijuana and a tablet of ecstasy, Officer Chad Ripley said.
Honest, we can't make this stuff up.
Knight said the men barged into his home early on Monday morning demanding, "Where's the weed?" according to San Antonio police.
Posted by:Steve

#8  Wirehead! - Ah, that reminds me of a book I need to read again. Unfortunately, few of these people will be a Louis Wu...
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2005-07-25 18:44  

#7  I'm sure this is all Bush'es fault. Karl Rove probably designed the whole thing to distract us from his torturing baby kittens and ducks....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-07-25 18:42  

#6  wrappiin my bong in duct tape and fish sand
Posted by: half   2005-07-25 18:36  

#5  I'm not sure who's the dumbest: this guy, or the guys that busted in to steal pot and left the plants. They got a TV out of it, so I guess this guy wins.
Posted by: BH   2005-07-25 16:44  

#4  You toke, you choke.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-25 15:40  

#3  dont poysen chong.

>:(
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-25 15:38  

#2  Almost, but not quite, Darwinian, heh.

Just think, in jail he'll prolly learn a trade, say doing B&E's himself. Then he'll get stoned and caught doing the munchies thingy in the vic's place. And we'll pay for it.

I like AC's drug decriminalization approach or, alternatively, we perfect the wirehead thingy. Then light these folks up and keep 'em zoned until they're all rounded up and in custody -- then we add the rat poison that was sagely recommended yesterday.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-25 15:32  

#1  genius
Posted by: Frank G   2005-07-25 15:24  

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