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Woman caught shopping in the nude
2005-07-26
Hum, 35 years is a tad too old for me to fantasize about that particular incident.
From correspondents in Cologne
GERMAN police let a naked shopper go home after she told them she was getting groceries in the nude because she lost a spin the bottle contest. "We're a tolerant city that is open to the world," said police spokesman Burkard Jahn. "She could have been arrested for disturbing the peace, but we decided to let her go home with a verbal warning to dress appropriately next time.
"Those were really nice honkers..."
The 35-year-old Cologne woman entered the 24-hour shop at 4am wearing nothing but an unbuttoned denim jacket, Mr Jahn said.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#17  huh?
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-26 23:55  

#16  Feel the power of Marketing!
LOL!

comusherls supposed to spelled with a Kay
Posted by: Shipman   2005-07-26 16:57  

#15  what's really scary is I started writing office memos: "Ima thinkr we shood..." before I catch myself. Damn
Posted by: Frank G   2005-07-26 16:37  

#14  What is really scary is that I've been understanding him for months. Imer frayed ima njoyen it!
Posted by: Neutron Tom   2005-07-26 16:30  

#13  cumershels?

I ran it through the Universal Translator:

jus wach tmoble cumershels = "Just watch T-Mobil commercials."

What is really scary, is that I'm beginning to understand him without it.
Posted by: Steve   2005-07-26 16:23  

#12  
cumershels?
Posted by: Shipman   2005-07-26 15:41  

#11  Catherine Zeta Jones — Date of Birth: 25 September 1969

jus wach tmoble cumershels

Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-26 12:48  

#10  38 yeer ole sama hiyek
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-26 12:34  

#9  Example :

Michelle Pfeiffer was 34 when she played CATWOMAN in Batman Returns (1992)

Michelle P.
Posted by: BigEd   2005-07-26 12:03  

#8  "There are one million stories in the Naked City, and this is one of them."
Posted by: Mike   2005-07-26 12:02  

#7  not frum werk im dont. :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-26 11:57  

#6   ima seen purdee hot 35 yeer oles an sum purdy nastee lookin tweny sumthins.

I agree with muck! What? No pictures?
Posted by: BigEd   2005-07-26 11:53  

#5  Not that I have a problem with this, but next time the lefties ask why 'they' hate us they might consider this, and the nakes protests in light of the Taliban's own dress codes for women.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2005-07-26 11:08  

#4  ima seen purdee hot 35 yeer oles an sum purdy nastee lookin tweny sumthins. unlessn they anchent an decrepid sum wimmins looken good even to they fiftees. yoo aint seen em exersise cumershels that fiftee sumthin in?

goddamit. kant remeber teh cumpanee name.

>:(
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-26 10:37  

#3  I've got boots older than that.
Posted by: Steve   2005-07-26 10:29  

#2  "Hum, 35 years is a tad too old for me to fantasize about that particular incident."

I can no longer even remember what it was like to be that young. 35, in my frame of reference, is "post-pubescent."
Posted by: Dave D.   2005-07-26 09:56  

#1  I thought it was legal to shop nude at 4 a.m.? The guy at the 7-11 never says anything...
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2005-07-26 09:34  

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