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| Man accidentally runs over wife twice |
| 2005-08-11 |
| A 75-year-old German was so shocked he had accidentally run down his wife he started forward and drove over her again, authorities said Wednesday. Police in the western town of Bad Nauheim said the man compounded his 73-year-old wife's misery after an onlooker told him he had just run her over while backing out of a parking space. The woman was rushed to hospital and survived. It was an accident! I swear! |
| Posted by:Chris W. |
| #5 "Unt I vas not sure dat die virst time it vas an accident, so I had too fun over die fraulein again just to make sure. Unt it vas VANTASTIC!" |
| Posted by: Glolusing Flereth5459 2005-08-11 08:32 |
| #4 Reminds me of an old episode of Married w/ Children, where Al Bundy & fam are out west on vacation. Their Dodge Dart breaks down and Al's sitting on the front porch of this "service station" with 2 old geezers while his car's getting fixed. One of the old men asks about his car, and then says "Dodge is a d@mn fine car! Ran over my ex-wife with a Dodge!" |
| Posted by: BA 2005-08-11 08:30 |
| #3 The first time, maybe. But twice, unh-unh. |
| Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2005-08-11 07:44 |
| #2 Should've went with the U.S. import. Those German cars are heavy. "western town of Bad Nauheim" LOL! You can't make this stuff up. |
| Posted by: Poison Reverse 2005-08-11 06:56 |
| #1 No Nookie for you! |
| Posted by: DanNY 2005-08-11 06:08 |