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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Russian Cows are Happy Cows
2005-08-16
Like...moo...man.
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia's long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.
In the summer I take it, they'll be in rehab?
Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 tonnes of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported."There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat," a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper.
No glaucoma for those cows.
"I don't know what the milk will be like after this."
Pot brownies tasted like shit, but who cared...
Posted by:tu3031

#14  somebody musta stolen my nym, yeah, that's it...
Posted by: Frank G   2005-08-16 21:18  

#13  Eet mor chikin, man.
Posted by: Chris W.   2005-08-16 20:38  

#12  "unusual form of animal husbandry"

This has a different meaning in Arkansas.
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-08-16 18:35  

#11  "What are you people talking about? For gawds sake this is RantBurg."

This? From Mushrooms R' Us? Lol, yewbetcha...
Posted by: .com   2005-08-16 18:18  

#10  What are you people talking about? For gawds sake this is RantBurg.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-08-16 18:14  

#9  Fascinating in that many of the russian women are, well, mooooo
Posted by: Captain America   2005-08-16 18:04  

#8  pipe resin - made the brownies stick together better. No stems/seeds = better brownies. Just that simple
Posted by: Frank G   2005-08-16 17:03  

#7  'twas "o"

Pre-doggy daze.

I can say no more!
Posted by: .com   2005-08-16 16:57  

#6  Those teensie-weensie little tar balls couldn't have been (gasp!!!) HASH or some other similar illegal substance? I am shocked, shocked you hear, to think there might have been DRUGS in SE Asia.
Posted by: Weird Al   2005-08-16 16:48  

#5  Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase meadow muffins.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2005-08-16 16:03  

#4  No no no no no! Happy cows come from California!

The cheese commercial told me so. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-08-16 15:50  

#3  My memory (we're talking about ancient history here, lol) tells me my brownies tasted good... at least no one could talk to complain after eating one. Of course, we had these teensy-tiny little tar balls that we'd use like chocolate chips... A mere 7-10 hours later, we'd scrape you up and take you home.
Posted by: .com   2005-08-16 15:20  

#2  tu - Excellementatious! Just 3 in-line comments and I almost fell outta my chair, LOL!

*applause*
Posted by: .com   2005-08-16 15:17  

#1  Wait till the California cows hear about this. They won't be so happy any more.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2005-08-16 15:12  

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