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Lions -- Why do they hate Minis and Smarts?
2005-08-18
Small cars driving through a safari park in Merseyside have been chased by confused lions who think they are prey. Staff at Knowsley Safari Park are monitoring smaller vehicles, including Smart cars and Mini Coopers, after the lions started paying special interest. David Ross, park manager, told the BBC News website that a group of lionesses chased after one Smart car after being confused by its compact appearance. He said staff were stationed near the enclosure to keep visitors safe.

Unusual features on cars can also spark interest by the 12 lions at the park, which are more used to seeing larger saloon cars. All vehicles are monitored by park staff on the way in. Mr Ross said: "The lions will take an interest in peculiarities on cars and we always keep a close eye on the cars coming in. "With Smart cars and sometimes Mini Coopers the lions definitely raise an eyebrow. It sparks their interest because of their size. "We had an incident of two ladies in a car being chased by lionesses. "It must have been quite frightening for them, but we always have staff in a vehicle by the lion enclosure to deal with any problems."
And you wonder why people say redneck trucks SUVs are safer.
Posted by:Jackal

#10  It cudda been worse....
Posted by: GK   2005-08-18 23:10  

#9  Pappy: "Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!"

Jackal - the Lions have a coat hanger to try and get into the locked car?

Both classix. Of course, few Far Side don't qualify...I still miss em and Calvin as well...
Posted by: Frank G   2005-08-18 21:51  

#8  I'm trying to find the Far Side of a safari park. The caption is "Look out! This one has a coat hanger!"
Posted by: Jackal   2005-08-18 21:01  

#7  Reminds me of the Farside cartoon with two polar bears and an igloo...
Posted by: Pappy   2005-08-18 18:09  

#6  First it's Mini's then it's Lotus', don't mess with this one tho...

KAR 120C super 7 number 6
Posted by: Shipman   2005-08-18 17:42  

#5  safari park in Merseyside
I do need to travel more.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-08-18 17:35  

#4  Mini Coopers - couldn't happen to a nicer car, heh...
Posted by: Raj   2005-08-18 15:43  

#3  Give them an opposible digit and a LAW at 75 yards to make it a fair game.
Posted by: MunkarKat   2005-08-18 13:51  

#2  Send the lions a few can openers.
Posted by: ed   2005-08-18 12:51  

#1  
"Aaah yes - we must be careful of those metallic warthogs. Bite into one of those and you can chip a tooth!"
Posted by: BigEd   2005-08-18 11:41  

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