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Nuggets from the Urdu press
2005-08-23
Pakistani terrorists in Ayodhia
The daily Nawa-e-Waqt reported that the Indian police had charged that Pakistani terrorists had attacked the temple at Ayodhia and they were recognised because they spoke Sindhi and Balochi. The conspiracy was prepared in Poonch in Held Kashmir and the training was imparted by Pakistan. Khabrain editorialised that India was once again levelling false charges of terrorism against Pakistan to benefit from the pressure being put on Pakistan after 7/7. Pakistan too had handed over proof of Indian terrorism in Pakistan. Everyone knew that India did terrorism in Pakistan through Afghanistan.

7/7 done by Jews!
Quoted in the daily Pakistan, MMA leaders said in a meeting in Lahore that the 7/7 bombings in London were organised by the Jews just like the bombings of 9/11 in America. JUP leader Mufti Hidayatullah said that Pakistan was being run by the slaves of America and Britain. Jamaat’s Lahore leader Hafiz Salman Butt said that the West had put the label of Islam on terrorism.

Hasba Bill is good!
Talking to Khabrain, Maulana Ajmal Qadiri of his own JUI faction said that the Hasba Bill was necessary because the 1973 Constitution was strangled by Mr Bhutto. He said he did not have contacts with Mullah Umar and thought that he was an emotional (jazbati) man. He said Qazi Hussain Ahmad and Maulana Fazlur Rehman were against each other. MMA was not terrorist but the Jamaat was responsible for violence. He said that the JUI was a natural ally of the PPP. He said instead of China, trade relations should be strengthened with India. He believed that if the NWFP government was removed, the federal government would fall too.

Qadianis not allowed, please!
As reported in the Jang, chief election commissioner Justice Abdul Hameed Dogar announced that all candidates standing for local elections would have to submit affidavits of Khatm-e-Nabuwwat so that no Qadiani could avail the right of standing for elections under otherwise joint electorates. Non-Muslims are allowed but not Qadianis. The affidavit denounces the apostatised sect.

Girls beat boys again!
Reported in Khabrain, matriculation results in the Lahore, Multan and Gujranwala divisions of the Punjab showed that girls had taken the top three positions and that girls had passed in larger numbers while 50 per cent of the boys had failed the exam for 2005. State-owned schools did not perform well. No distinction was won by their students. The English-medium private school students protested that their answer sheets were checked by Urdu-medium teachers.

9/11 was never resolved
According to Khabrain, the head of the journalism department in the University of the Punjab, Dr Mughisuddin, said that new terrorism was being spread in the name of ending terrorism. He said it was never found out as to who was responsible for the 9/11 act of terrorism in the United States.

Qadianis have joined the Jews
Reported in the Nawa-e-Waqt, a Khatm-e-Nabuwwat gathering in Muzaffarabad came to the conclusion that the Qadianis were becoming active in Kotli and Muzaffarabad and were building their places of worship that looked alarmingly like mosques. They accused the prime minister of Azad Kashmir of being Qadiani-Nawaz (favouring Qadianis) and said that the Qadianis had joined the Jews to start a conspiracy to divide Kashmir forever.

7/7 was done by Qadianis and Jews!
Quoted in the daily Pakistan, Jamiat Ulema Pakistan (JUP) leader Qari Zawwar Bahadur said in Lahore that the London bombings were done by the Qadianis and the Jews as a conspiracy against Islam. He said the Qadianis and the Jews had finally come together as enemies of Islam and their plan is to victimise the Muslims of the world. He said the breakaway factions of his JUP would soon be reunited to face the government on local elections. It was reported that after the death of the JUP founder Maulana Shah Ahmad Noorani, the Lahore faction of the Noorani faction led by Shah Faridul Haq and General (Retd) KM Azhar rebelled against the family of Maulana Noorani now headed by son Anas Noorani and formed a new faction.

Village council gets boy sodomised
According to Khabrain, in Dera Ismail Khan (NWFP) a village council (jirga) decided that a large number of men should take 17-year old Habib into the fields and sodomise him. Dozens of men complied and raped the boy, but after the act was completed, the ulema appeared on the scene and ruled that their nikah (contract) with their wives had become null and void. After this all the men of the village who had sodomised the boy arranged for remarriage to the wives they had lost because of sodomy. The men of the village had relied on a five-man jirga which was now in jail.

Blair did 7/7!
Speaking to the Nawa-e-Waqt, a group of great Islamic scholars of Lahore, including Sarfraz Naeemi of Jamia Naimiyya, Maulana Abdur Rehman Makki of Jamaat Dawa, Pir Saifullah, Maulana Nusrat Ali Shahani, Maulana Abdul Malik and others, said that Tony Blair’s popularity was failing, and therefore he arranged the 7/7 London bombings to unite his voters. They said that 9/11 too was a plan to grab the Muslim states; and Musharraf was committing a blunder by supporting Bush.
Posted by:Paul Moloney

#7  Ima start to think there's big dough in this Religon gig.

First Church of the Negative Spin
Posted by: P Dirac   2005-08-23 17:41  

#6  sentenced to death by buga-buga in NWFP?

LOL - I remember that joke.....
Posted by: Frank G   2005-08-23 16:23  

#5  The founder of the Qadianis sect declared himself a mujaddid (a renewer of faith) in 1882 and set about spreading his message. In 1889, he announced he had received divine revelation authorizing him to accept the baya, the allegiance of the faithful. Then in 1891 he declared himself the Mahdi, the promised Messiah (masih) of Islam, and the last avatara of Vishnu. He ruled out jihad against the kuffar who occupied the Islamic lands.

And thus his followers were forever screwed in Pakistan. But not as screwed as that poor kid Habib. What in the hell do you do to get sentenced to death by buga-buga in NWFP? Or am I thinking it through too hard?
Posted by: Secret Master   2005-08-23 15:29  

#4  Well, they've got sodomy and the lash. But until they allow rum they will never be true pirates. Yar!
Posted by: BH   2005-08-23 10:03  

#3  If anyone wants to know why we call them Pakiwakis, just read these nuggets. The "Jews did it" stuff is standard, but the "boy gets sodomized" bit is just too bizarre. There's no hope for the place.
Posted by: Spot   2005-08-23 08:17  

#2  but after the act was completed, the ulema appeared on the scene and ruled that their nikah (contract) with their wives had become null and void.

Well, ain't that a bitch.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-08-23 06:55  

#1  More on Ahmadiyyahs (split into two sects, the Qadianis and the Lahorites)
Posted by: phil_b   2005-08-23 06:32  

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