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Monica! The Musical!
2005-08-30
Second time as farce...
A musical based on the sex scandal that turned Bill Clinton into the first elected president ever impeached is set to debut next month on Broadway.

"American Idol" veteran Frenchie Davis will play the role of Clinton's White House secretary Betty Currie in "Monica! The Musical!" - which premieres Sept. 21 as part of the New York Musical Theatre Festival.

Actress Christine DiGiallonardo plays the thong-snapping intern, with actor Duke LaFoon potraying Bill Clinton in all his cigar-savoring glory.

"Monica! The Musical!" reportedly has its own "toetapping" signature song - "Blue Dress."

Other characters featured in the Clinton Sexgate extravaganza include Vernon Jordan, Janet Reno, Ken Starr, George Stephanopoulos and of course - Hillary Clinton.

Producers have invited the real Monica Lewinsky to attend the opening.

No word yet whether Hillary Clinton is planning to see the show.
Posted by:Raj

#5  And the climax (ahem) of the performance is Monica's skinflute solo....

Sorry... couldn't resist the gag (heh).
Posted by: Spitle Elmaising8451   2005-08-30 22:10  

#4  Okay, his favorite childhood pet was Duke the dawg and he grew up on Lafoon Ave.

My prOn name is Jigs Watt.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-08-30 21:16  

#3  Who plays the cigar?
Posted by: Captain America   2005-08-30 20:14  

#2  Gov Richardson gonna be there? The rest of the Clintonistas? "Send In The Clowns" on the musical list? Minimal gag reflex necessary I guess to watch
Posted by: Frank G   2005-08-30 19:34  

#1  Wow! They got Duke Lafoon? THE Duke Lafoon?
Posted by: tu3031   2005-08-30 19:20  

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