| From two of the most thigh-slapping blogs I've seen in quite a while. Better than Kos. Better than the Democratic Underground. |
Our young comrade Juche Girl has found a novel and imaginative way of solving the problem of the US imperialists embarking on illegally immoral criminal bellicose wars of aggression to steal all the world's oil from poor innocent peace-loving Arabs all the time since the beginnings of time itself.
She does so by solving the world oil supply problem in one single fell swoop of logic and progressive thinking you'd never see the criminal mental retard Bush and his criminal clique of criminal hawkish warmongering US imperialist war-crazed capitalists display. Of course, the criminal Bush and the criminal capitalist oil industry of Halliburton will never let that happen.| And here is Juche Girl's brilliant solution -- |
I think I may have a solution to the world oil supply crisis.
In geography class our teachers taught us that a long time ago dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Then they died and melted, turning into oil (the dinosaurs, not the teachers, obviously). So to resolve the problem of dwindling oil supply, scientists in America could clone dinosaurs (like it was done in the movie "Jurassic Park") and then the world would have a renewable supply for ever.
Then with the oil crisis solved the need for wars of invasion would no longer be required, ensuring peace in the Middle East. That would be like solving two problems at once. ^_^
Of course, US capitalist oil industry and Bush killer of children don't want that... | I don't think we can compete with this sort of logic ... |
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