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| Al Gore: Mankind Living In Post-Apocalyptic New Age |
| 2005-09-08 |
| "...We're entering -- have already entered -- a new phase of human history," Gore said. "The fundamental relationship between our species and our home planet has been utterly transformed..." "We are now as gods that tread upon the Earth, and our whims are the commandments of heaven!" |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #13 POTUS Al, aka Hillary's VP, likely didn't see the X17-magnitude Solar flare on Sept 7.: even thru the sunlight the disc of the sun was "on FIRE", i.e "visible" arcs of flame exploding from the body/mass of the sun. Good Clintonians and Socie-Commie Secularists read the science and news blogs; Good Madonna and Headbangers Ball fans do the same while also seeing the sun on fire, like a burning house, like the biblical "burning bush". Now iff Osama was the true Imam Mahdi, the true Saladin, etc. incarnate, he would see arcs of flames, lift his hand, head, and soul to heaven, and invoke God to cease his wrath, telling God now is NOT a good time to have that long-planned camel barbecue, silly boy! Al, Al, Al - if Asteroids cometh, or the Moon exploded today or tomorrow, or circa 2030, and chunks slammed into the earth, ... etc.it would still be only and just the "light stuff". * KWAI CHANG CAIN to MASTER PO: "Old Man, Master, you are old and blind, yet how do you see the grasshopper at my feet? MASTER PO: "Young Man, how is it that you do NOT"!? |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2005-09-08 22:06 |
| #12 It is truly frightening to think of how close he came to being our president. |
| Posted by: Truly frightening to think how close he cameDarrell 2005-09-08 20:28 |
| #11 Off his meds again. |
| Posted by: DMFD 2005-09-08 18:51 |
| #10 I wonder if he was misquoted when he said "our home planet"? |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2005-09-08 17:21 |
| #9 If only he had won. |
| Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2005-09-08 15:58 |
| #8 A living parody. Thanx Al, oh and by-the-way, thanx fer this internet too. It's been workin' out really well. |
| Posted by: macofromoc 2005-09-08 13:20 |
| #7 Al just wasted one BILLION smackers buying a perfectly good left wing cable news group and turning it into some weird jumbled space that MTV can't even understand. To make it more confusing his family (who stood to inherit that 1 billion $) didn't kill him to stop their asset loss. Somewhere his DNA got badly lost. |
| Posted by: 3dc 2005-09-08 13:00 |
| #6 Good one. brother Rabbit. LOL!! |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2005-09-08 12:33 |
| #5 I'm picturing Al in an Aunty Entity outfit from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Its scary 'cause it suits him. Max: I don't know anything about methane. Aunty Entity(Al Gore): You can shovel shit can't you? |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2005-09-08 12:07 |
| #4 Next attempt at relevancy Al? |
| Posted by: MunkarKat 2005-09-08 11:44 |
| #3 You should know, Al; - you brought us the Internet! |
| Posted by: Raj 2005-09-08 11:25 |
| #2 Have any other of our nations "would bes" and "also rans" come as unhinged as old Al Gore? He needs to get a job or something. |
| Posted by: Secret Master 2005-09-08 11:21 |
| #1 You've already been there for a few years, Al, so prepare us. What's it like? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2005-09-08 11:19 |