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-Short Attention Span Theater-

Chubby leader of "Hillary NOW!" gang says "Freepers should be shot."

2005-09-10

Article here

Hillary activist and lefty gunslinger Bob Kunst (not exactly a Che or even a Pancho Villa, is he?)

A Quiz for Bob and other shooting-minded libs:

1. Into which end of the above artifact should the bullets be loaded?
A. left
B. right
C. top
D. It is a Zionist Death Ray, it doesn't need bullets.

2. Where do the bullets emerge if you activate the device?
A. I already told you, it doesn't need bullets.
B. That handle thingy on the left.
C. They magically appear where you want them, like money for entitlement programs.
D. I will ask the oppressed people of the hip-hop community, they surely would know.

3. How do you activate the device?
A. Pull real hard on that trigger doohickey and close your eyes to protect your face.
B. Issue a declaration demanding that it do so.
C. Threaten to riot if it doesn't go off.
D. Who cares? We can always blame Bush and sue someone if it doesn't shoot.

Feel free to submit your own questions for this master pistolero of the left.

Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy

#17 I give, what is a Freeper?

Posted by: Beau 2005-09-10 23:56

#16 Dang, Sea, can't you fire that thing one-handed? ;-p

Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2005-09-10 23:54

#15 Will I need someone to hold my beer?

Posted by: Seafarious 2005-09-10 23:19

#14 Surprised the gun doesn't have a safety condom.

Posted by: Captain America 2005-09-10 23:08

#13 Ummm, Squeaky Revolvers don't have "Safetys"
Many single shots don't either.

Do NOT rely on anything except your own brains, mechanical devices do fail, you're far better off pretending that "Safetys" do not exist.

None of my weapons are on "Safety" far better to not have a round chambered.All weapons I own ARE loaded and NOT on "Safe" you also won't find a trigger lock (Deadly devices) anywhere near any of my weapons, we teach the children to be safe, not rely on phony devices, if you feel that a Trigger lock is needed, you don't need to be anywhere near firearms of any description.

Posted by: Redneck Jim 2005-09-10 22:39

#12 The safety - don't forget to take the safety off!

Posted by: Squeaky Fromme 2005-09-10 22:23

#11 Well Duh, ask any Redneck, we'll be more than happy to give instructions in owning, safe handling, clening and marksmanship.

Do NOT forget to bring plenty of ammo for target practice. 1000 rounds is a good start, by then you should be able to hit the target and not lose any toes, (Mine or yours).

You may even come up to our exacting "one round, One kill" minimum standards if you start young enough, say starting about 8 years old with a "Red Ryder" BB gun and going up from there.

If you've not owned and shot a .22 Single shot by age 10. there's little hope for getting over one kill with three bullets, a pretty poor showing in these parts.

Ummm, Definition of "Vegitarian", Lousy Hunter. We eat meat.

Posted by: Redneck Jim 2005-09-10 22:15

#10 Actually, Ms. Wife, you probably want to use special glasses when shooting. While chances are something won't go wrong, IF something does, safety glasses work much better than trying to close your eyes real fast.

(I've learned that from experience, although not with firearms).

Posted by: Phil Fraering 2005-09-10 22:08

#9 TW - that works, but open is better. ;-p

Years ago, an acquaintence took me to his (outdoor) shooting range, and I eventually talked him into letting me fire his .44 mag. (He was ostensibly teaching me to fire my .357.)

I fired off a couple of shots, and he not-too-gently suggested I would hit the target more often if I kept my eyes open when I fired. :-D (I didn't even realize I had them closed.) He was right.

Eventually he let me fire it one-handed (with both his hands just below the gun to catch it, since he was sure I was going to drop it - I didn't). No, it doesn't "kick" like in the Dirty Harry movies, though it has a little more kick than my .357. He would never let me fire his hot-loads, though. :-(

I've gotten muuuuch better since then. :-D

Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2005-09-10 22:06

#8 I see it now, AC. Thanks! And I close my eyes before I pull the trigger so the dust doesn't spoil my aim? ;-)

Posted by: trailing wife 2005-09-10 21:51

#7 TW, they actually go in the bottom. Specifically, the cartridges are loaded into a magazine, a sort of narrow detachable box with the cartridges stacked vertically in single file. The magazine is then loaded into the bottom of the grip, the handle thingy on the left. You can just see the bottom of the magazine protruding below the grip.

Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2005-09-10 21:46

#6 Be fair, he has lovely teeth, too.

AC, I'm afraid I fail the test. I know where the bullets come out, but I don't see where they go in. On the other hand, I do support your right to know such things. ;-)

Posted by: trailing wife 2005-09-10 21:37

#5 always pretty quick to silence free speech. what a coincidence, china, north korea, and the old soviet union all practiced the same thing. chairman Mao would be proud.

Posted by: macofromoc 2005-09-10 21:25

#4 If this were Kos, you'd have superimposed a bullseye, but most 'burgers don't need one.

Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2005-09-10 20:15

#3 Civil War in 8,7,6....

Never start something you can't finish.

Posted by: Chaique Glirt1704 2005-09-10 20:07

#2 Since liberals tend to be a bunch of limp-wristed so-and-so's and law enforcement and military types tend to be Freepers, who's going to do the shooting?

Posted by: Zhang Fei 2005-09-10 19:21

#1 Credit where due, gotta like the tie.

Posted by: Shipman 2005-09-10 19:02

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