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Caribbean-Latin America
Chavez: U.S. Plans to Invade Venezuela
2005-09-17
WASHINGTON (AP) - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Friday he has documentary evidence that the United States plans to invade his country. Chavez, interviewed on ABC's "Nightline," said the plan is called "Balboa" and involves aircraft carriers and planes. A transcript of the interview was made available by "Nightline."
Carriers and planes? Boy, ya can't put anything past Hugo.
He said U.S. soldiers recently went to Curacao, an island off Venezuela's northwest coast. He described as a "lie" the official U.S. explanation that they visited Curacao for rest and recreation. "They were doing movements. They were doing maneuvers," Chavez said, speaking through a translator.
"Say Tyrone, check out the blonde at 4 o'clock."
"Wowzers. Gonna try a manuever?"
"Yep, see if we git a little movement."
He added: "We are coming up with the counter-Balboa plan. That is to say if the government of the United States attempts to commit the foolhardy enterprise of attacking us, it would be embarked on a 100-year war. We are prepared." To prove U.S. intentions to invade Venezuela, Chavez offered to send "Nightline" host Ted Koppel maps and other documentation. "What I can't tell you is how we got it, to protect the sources, how we got it through military intelligence," he said. In the event of a U.S. invasion, Chavez said the United States can "just forget" about receiving any more oil from his country.
Hugo's sampling his own product.
Posted by:Steve White

#9  Supplement, not pretext.
Posted by: Pappy   2005-09-17 13:17  

#8  He was doing it all before, John. After the Carter-certified faux "election," he's been putting his thugs in power. He's going to establish a communist state and use the oil revenue to destablize the area and people like Kerry and Dodd are going to support him.
Posted by: Jackal   2005-09-17 11:07  

#7  This is why Pat Robertson is so retarded. Hugo is not as looney as he sounds. This bluster allows him to mobilise and arm his partisans and ensure that the internal opposition is disarmed and at his mercy. He'd be doing this stuff and saying that crap regardless but Pat gave him a nice pretext.
Posted by: John in Tokyo   2005-09-17 10:37  

#6  We can't invade Venezuela - we're too busy with the occupation of New Orleans!
Posted by: Raj   2005-09-17 10:29  

#5  amazing - clubber lang! rofl. hey you know there remaking the A-team too? clubber lang, brilliant. The russian guy in rocky he was the best one - he'd have had rocky in 'real life' no probs, what was his name now - cant think but let me know. Appola creed was the other chap he faught wasnt it,damn this is bugging me now. Ivan Drago was it :)
Posted by: Shep UK   2005-09-17 10:14  

#4  
I want Balboa! I WANT BALBOA!!!
Posted by: Clubber Lang   2005-09-17 10:03  

#3  ...told other leaders they should consider moving the U.N. headquarters out of the United States.

Proof positive that a broken clock is right twice a day.
Posted by: badanov   2005-09-17 07:43  

#2  Movements in and out of the bars and hookers LOL.
Posted by: Sock Puppet O´ Doom   2005-09-17 02:36  

#1  Existential paranoia is when they are really after you. Watch your six, El Presidente for now Hugo.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-09-17 01:48  

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