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| Yak Skiing |
| 2005-09-23 |
| I believe this satisfies the RB weird animal story criteria. |
| Posted by:phil_b |
| #7 Just remember, Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to clean up after them And our saddle sores are the best We proudly wear womens clothing And searing sand blows up our skirts And the buzzards they soar overhead And poisonous snakes will devour us whole Our bones will bleach in the sun And we will probably go to hell And that is our great reward For being the-uh ro-yal canadian kilted yaksmen |
| Posted by: bruce 2005-09-23 18:27 |
| #6 so what happens when you get pulled to the top and hit the pulley????? do ya get yer own nuts shaken???? |
| Posted by: USN, ret. 2005-09-23 15:03 |
| #5 Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope. And always make sure the yak approaches you from the front. |
| Posted by: DragonFly 2005-09-23 12:52 |
| #4 "Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope." I'm gonna have that tatooed on my arse, and cal it a conversation-piece. |
| Posted by: Snaigum Crump7457 2005-09-23 11:49 |
| #3 "If you forget yourself in the excitement and shake the bucket too soon, you'll be flattened by two hairy tons of behemoth," Wrong story. That's from the story about Michael Moore's time at the fat farm. |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2005-09-23 08:50 |
| #2 woid: "Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope." "If you forget yourself in the excitement and shake the bucket too soon, you'll be flattened by two hairy tons of behemoth," |
| Posted by: Whutle Spugum yak 2005-09-23 07:59 |
| #1 Yep. It did. Still funny. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2005-09-23 07:44 |