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-Short Attention Span Theater-
But what about the Sharks with Laser Beams?
2005-09-26
It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.
"No comment"
Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly.

Leo Sheridan, 72, a respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry, said he had received intelligence from sources close to the US government's marine fisheries service confirming dolphins had escaped.
"I heard it from a guy who's sister heard it from her hairdresser who is dating a guy who mops floors at Seaworld"
'My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'
"Deadly Dolphins Darted Drowned Divers, Film at 11"
Usually dolphins were controlled via signals transmitted through a neck harness. 'The question is, were these dolphins made secure before Katrina struck?' said Sheridan.
"Or did the dolphins learn to wrap tinfoil around their heads?"
The mystery surfaced when a separate group of dolphins was washed from a commercial oceanarium on the Mississippi coast during Katrina. Eight were found with the navy's help, but the dolphins were not returned until US navy scientists had examined them. Sheridan is convinced the scientists were keen to ensure the dolphins were not the navy's, understood to be kept in training ponds in a sound in Louisiana, close to Lake Pontchartrain, whose waters devastated New Orleans.

The navy launched the classified Cetacean Intelligence Mission in San Diego in 1989, where dolphins, fitted with harnesses and small electrodes planted under their skin, were taught to patrol and protect Trident submarines in harbour and stationary warships at sea. Criticism from animal rights groups ensured the use of dolphins became more secretive. But the project gained impetus after the Yemen terror attack on the USS Cole in 2000. Dolphins have also been used to detect mines near an Iraqi port.
Posted by:Steve

#11  should've noted - in San Diego....damn
Posted by: Frank G   2005-09-26 19:32  

#10  AFAIK the dolphins still patrol and protect the Carrier piers and the sub base at ballast point. They're well-trained
Posted by: Frank G   2005-09-26 19:10  

#9  Minor update: Matt says he's heard of facilities on the East Bank, but doesn't know that much about them.

I'm trying to track down more information... the one facility I did find on the east bank was in bywater, which is well away from the lakes.
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2005-09-26 18:55  

#8  corn?
Posted by: halfEmpty   2005-09-26 17:53  

#7  like setting up a feeding station in front of your hunting blind: just not sporting

It's not like we're talking about game animals here. I look at it as chumming for carp.
Posted by: Steve   2005-09-26 16:34  

#6  He feeds reporters a wild story that sounds like it might be true, but leaves details that, if fact checked, would show it to be totally false. He's counting on them not to check and turn out to look stupid.

I dunno. That seems like setting up a feeding station in front of your hunting blind: just not sporting. Reporters, as a rule, are about as bright as the common planaria.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-09-26 15:58  

#5  When life imitates art...
Posted by: BigEd   2005-09-26 15:53  

#4  there aren't any naval bases in Louisiana on the Lake Ponchatrain side of the river,

Heh heh. He feeds reporters a wild story that sounds like it might be true, but leaves details that, if fact checked, would show it to be totally false. He's counting on them not to check and turn out to look stupid. I bow to the master.
Posted by: Steve   2005-09-26 15:06  

#3  Dolphin assassins menace Gulf of Mexico

http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2005/09/26/dolphin_assassins_run_amok/
Posted by: tu3031   2005-09-26 14:09  

#2  Where'd you get that link?

BTW, we discussed this yesterday, and I pointed out that there aren't any naval bases in Louisiana on the Lake Ponchatrain side of the river, as far as I can tell...
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2005-09-26 13:54  

#1  Looks like somebody's been checking on our "respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry". Doncha hate when that happens?

We find, however, that Sheridan has made sport of gullible reporters in the past. In 2003, he was confident that he and a team of divers he advised had located the site where English aviator Amy Johnson died, after her plane went into the sea off Kent in 1941. The Guardian carried that item too. Not surprisingly, there has been little news about Johnson's plane since the announcement.
He also appears to have been confident, back in 1998, that a group of US Navy killer dolphins had come to grief off the French Mediterranean coast when they got loose and their handlers detonated a "radio-controlled explosion of their signal collars, so that no one could find out their missions."


And I like their headline better:
Dolphin assassins menace Gulf of Mexico
Posted by: tu3031   2005-09-26 13:44  

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