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| A Faith Freedom piece. By: Vernon Richards, author of: ‘Islam Undressed’ Following the destruction wrought by Hurricane Katrina, Islamist sites all over the world praised it as a divine act by Allah. In their minds, it became proof manifest that Allah is on their side and wants to help them destroy the infidels. Googling reveals 126,000 hits on the subject of Allah punishing the US through Katrina.
Or here is a radical thought, as long as we are drawing reasonable inferences from empirical data, 
perhaps God never changed after all! In fact, wasn’t He already supposed to be omnipotent and omniscience prior to Muhammad? And since already fully formed and perfect, isn’t it reasonable to assume such a mature being is not likely to exhibit adolescent tantrums nor wild personality swings? Maybe, 
just maybe, this Muhammad guy is a total farce who never had an inkling what God was like, let alone communicated with Him. Maybe God never changed, and all Muhammad’s claims otherwise are self-serving lies designed to assist in his version of Arab Imperialism. Mmmmm
The reasoning here seems sound, and leaves one to feel sorry for Muslims worldwide deceived by such a ridiculous and transparent notion that God switched his personality, likes and dislikes, and his modus operandi in dealing with His creations. The rest of the world can breath a sigh of relief, 
the Muslim God Allah is not affiliated with the actual Creator, and its only mortal men who want to kill us. Whew 
that was a close one! For Muslims the problem is much bigger. You see, their usual method of interpreting the data on natural-disasters supports the certainty that Allah has switched sides, which can’t be good news for them. A few more tsunamis and earthquakes, plus perhaps a plague or two, and Allah might just solve the mistake he started with Muhammad. Good luck with that!
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| Posted by:anonymous5089 |
| #6 My Deity: definitely a sense of humor, irony, and no need for the butts in the air 5 times a day |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-10-13 15:38 |
| #5 Satanic Verses, baby! (or is it Satanic Versus?) |
| Posted by: Hyper 2005-10-13 15:24 |
| #4 The epicentre of the quake was the location of Jihad central: the region of Pakistani Kashmir where the majority of terrorist camps were, where even OBL was rumored to have relocated. Allah has quite a sense of humor. Even the most rabid of jihadists: the ones who cut the throat of old hindu women in their own homes, are not islamic enough to escape divine punishment. |
| Posted by: john 2005-10-13 14:42 |
| #3 Thor Odin and the rest of us AEsir are getting mighty upset with this little southern godling. We need a few more mead based group discussions before we take action but the trending is there. Thor has not swung his hammer hard in a long while (although he did rent it out the the Halliburton Earthquake Division) Odin is waiting until his ravens recover from west Nile virus. Loki is having fun playing with some minds. He really liked working with the Halliburton Tsunami division and got a lot of good ideas that he's been discussing with the Midgard Snake and Fenrir (Fenris Wolf). Bet on lots of new and innovative developments from this enlightened cabal. Skadi has some rage to get rid of too.. It will make for good sagas. |
| Posted by: 3dc 2005-10-13 12:32 |
| #2 The faith based way to look at is is this. God doesn't micromanage, he tests. Earthquakes and tsunamis and hurricanes are just part of his ammo list. If you pass the tests you go to Heaven/Paradise for eternity. If you fail you go to hell. Pain and suffering and anguish and all of that for our insignificant life spans is nothing when compared to eternal life in heaven or hell. Personally I beleave living in Las Vegas with Sin on demand is a far greater test of the faithful than living in taliban controlled Afghanistan where one must actively hunt out an exposed ankle. Clearly the jihadists do not trust themselves to pass God's tests. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2005-10-13 11:54 |
| #1 Mr. Vernon Richards is at his brilliant best when he says "...this Muhammad guy is a total farce who never had an inkling what God was like, let alone communicated with Him. Maybe God never changed, and all Muhammad’s claims otherwise are self-serving lies designed to assist in his version of Arab Imperialism...." I would like to add here that Mohammad, a pervert from his childhood, contrived this belief called Islam purely in order to satiate his basest desires of rape, loot, and murder. When religions throughout the world says it is a sin to kill, a sin to covet, a sin to commit adultery, a sin to give false-evidence, a sin to steal, it is only Islam which says all these are fine so long as you rape, loot or kill non-moslems, and that god [allah] would reward them with 72 virgins and 20 young boys in an islamic paradise where they can indulge in a never ending sexual orgy. Mohammad was very clever in telling the equally perverted, degraded followers of his that he has the God's Word on this. Naturally the Arabs who were leading a miserable existence then [oil was yet to be found] were ready to do anything to enjoy riches and forbidden pleasures. They thought if we follow this man and indulge in loot and murder we can enjoy the belongings of others. If in the process we die, we would get transproted to Jannath (islamic heaven) where rivers of wine, honey and milk would flow and where we will have the service of 72+20! Mohammad, as befitting any sexual pervert, was a pedophile too. Or else how would this old man of 50+ years fantasize about having sex with a girl child of 6 years and below! {When he `married' the 6 year old Ayesha, this retard Mohammad `confided' in her that he used to have wet dreams of making love to her even as she was a 2 year old! Only Allah knows as to what Ayesha understood of this senseless rubbish. If we go by the parable "Just as you sow, so shall you reap", the Moslems ever since the time of their prophet mohammad have sown seeds of sin throughout the world. It is now time for their harvest. It is their over grown sin in the form of Osama Bin Laden, Pevez Musharaff, A.Q. Khan, etc which is starring them in their face! Moslems who were once rulers in many parts of the world, today are leading a miserable existence as labourers, rickshaw pullers and criminals in spite of petro-dollar wealth! Their end is nearer than most of us imagined. The Lord Almighty has answered our Prayers. Soon enough this sinful religion called islam would be no more. Until then let us continue to offer our Prayers to the Almighty and remain vigil against Islamic terrorism. Let us also lend unstinted support to our respective governments in the War against Terror! For a while let us pack away luxuries such as human rights etc. to a unknown destination. |
| Posted by: Prof. Alex Wordsmith 2005-10-13 10:34 |