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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Syrian minister "errs" during eulogy, calls "suicide" an "assassination"
2005-10-14
Syrian Foreign Minister Farouk Sharaa erred twice in his eulogy of Interior Minister Ghazi Kanaan calling the suicide an "assassination," said an-Nahar.
Maybe he knows something we don't?
The public attorney who superintended an autopsy made the same mistake during a televised news conference.
Uh huh, whole lot of "mistakes" going around
"The 'tongue lapses' buttressed a worldwide conviction that Gen. Kanaan was 'willfully eliminated' to cover up a high-level involvement of the Assad regime in Lebanon's ex-Premier Rafik Hariri's assassination, refuting the official Syrian claim that the 63-year-old general had committed suicide," reported Beirut's an-Nahar newspaper, on its Internet Web site.

Sharaa held the Lebanese media and leakages by the U.N. commission responsible for Kanaan's 'assassination' in a televised statement at his funeral on Thursday. He did not correct the first 'slip of the tongue.' Later in the statement Sharaa again called Kanaan's death an 'assassination' with an instant correction of 'pardon, suicide.'
"Oops, sorry, don't know what I was thinking"
Chief public attorney Muhammad al-Louji told a televised news conference in Damascus Thursday that Kanaan shot himself with a .38 caliber Smith & Wesson revolver. Al-Louji said an examination of the body and interviews with witnesses showed "Kanaan placed the tip of the revolver in his mouth and fired it." "The act of killing, pardon, assassination, occurred at his office in the Interior Ministry at 9:15 a.m. Wednesday. He had left 45 minutes earlier, got into his car and drove home. He spent a little time there before returning to the office," al-Louji said.
They better hope there's not any spare rounds left in that gun.
Posted by:Steve

#8  "Maybe he knows something we don't?"

More like he knows something we do, Steve. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-10-14 23:19  

#7  Makes me wonder what the Dems will say for Dubya and the GOP iff any new 9-11's occur, ala BILL MAHER and how Liberals always "had told the truth". I believe that the cricisms of Dubya ala KATRINA/RITA-GATE was intended in part to foster such hatred of Dubya and alleged Bush-GOP "Fascism" that he and they would be attacked and harmed/killed - its no accident that the Demmies are escalating their legal investigations into Bush, GOP and Admin dealings at the same time Radical Islam threatens to new attacks ags the US or US interests. Interesting that Bill Clinton admits to being POTUS by fraud yet he's NOT the target or focii of any Demmie investigation -just DUBYA AND ONLY DUBYA, FEDERALISM AND ONLY FEDERALISM, THE FED AND ONLY THE FED!?
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2005-10-14 22:02  

#6  Sounds like an Al Freudian slip to me. Ima not a psychologist, but Ima married to one.......

Kanaan should have gotten out of Dodge, but I have a feeling that the Baathist Boyz were watching him, so he may not have gotten the chance to R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-10-14 20:01  

#5  Seems he shot himself twice between the eyes. Once to kill himself, and once, being the military man he was, to make sure of the kill.
Posted by: Glereper Craviter7929   2005-10-14 17:01  

#4  "Cleaning his gun", boys. Remember that one.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-10-14 16:11  

#3  *Cough* Reminds me of the Lee Harvey Oswald suicide. *Cough* *Wheeze*
Posted by: Jacob Rubenstein   2005-10-14 16:09  

#2  At the Syrian Secret Police, the new password is cough**assasination**cough. Counter sign, pardon, suicide.
Posted by: Whuse Sparong4897   2005-10-14 15:58  

#1  "Is this mike on?"
Posted by: Matt   2005-10-14 15:57  

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