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Iraq
Another OSHA incident
2005-10-26
In other news from Iraq, two terrorists are dead and one is in Iraqi police custody following what appeared to be a failed suicide car-bomb attack on coalition forces Oct. 25. Three people were seen in the vehicle before it exploded, officials said. One bomber was wearing a suicide vest, which apparently detonated early, killing the bomber and another occupant, while a third terrorist jumped from the moving vehicle in time to avoid being killed. Iraqi Police arrested the surviving insurgent. Iraqi explosive ordnance experts later cleared the scene.
Posted by:Glenmore

#11  May they rest in pieces.
Posted by: Master of Obvious   2005-10-26 22:44  

#10  nahhhhh he wanted to see a boom, let him. Open field, duct tape him to an IED shell and let er rip
Posted by: Frank G   2005-10-26 21:23  

#9  I'll bet the survivor was REAL surprised when the bomb went off on the guy with the vest--that's not in the Jihad script. He was probably the guy's coach and cheerleader and was supposed to get out at the next traffic light. He may even have been the guy with the remote that activated the bomb. Be funny if he was the one who accidently pushed the button. They do love their booms though, I suppose it was it real rush for him to have it go off in the front seat.
Posted by: Phumble Threck4845   2005-10-26 21:06  

#8  And televised on Al Jaze - no, never mind.
Posted by: Bobby   2005-10-26 20:04  

#7  
7. The best rope available, with the hangman's noose knot tied according to Hoyle.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-10-26 19:29  

#6  The splodydope who was arrested:

1) the best medical therapy available. Heal him up.

2) the best interrogation available. Extract the information.

3) the best defense lawyer available.

4) the best judge and trial available.

5) the best jury available. Might not be able to find 12 jurors in Iraq who haven't suffered from the jihadis. Oh well.

6) the best punishment available, as determined by the judge and jury.
Posted by: Steve White   2005-10-26 18:10  

#5  it's all about the information.
Posted by: bman   2005-10-26 16:55  

#4  Yeah Creque Cloluth4444 , your right. But we don't wnt to make people like Ted Kennedy look like a liar. After all, he did say something to the effect that we have just changed caretakers of Abu Garib. Saddamm was the caretaker, he would of killed the insurgent.
Posted by: plainslow   2005-10-26 16:26  

#3  While sympathetic with the sentiment, that's the way the last regime did things. We're trying to teach this one to be a bit better.
Posted by: Creque Cloluth4444   2005-10-26 16:20  

#2  Iraqi Police arrested the surviving insurgent.

Shoulda just shot the guy right on the spot. It's not like his intentions were ever in doubt.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-10-26 16:16  

#1  Heh, heh, heh. Blow'd up good - blow'd up real good.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2005-10-26 15:32  

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