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| Iraq |
| Al Qaida's Lance Armstrong unable to outrun a 5.56 mm round!!! |
| 2005-10-31 |
| BAGHDAD -- Task Force Baghdad Soldiers stopped a terrorist Oct. 29 as he tried to emplace an improvised explosive device in an Abu Ghraib neighborhood. Leader: "Abdul, It's a simple job. Ride your bike, and drop these bags by the side of the road over there, and there. Piece of cake. The sheep won't even know you've gone! Back in five...ten at the most. I'll have tea and hash waiting for you!" Abdul: "Hokay. allan ahkbar." This individual is suspected to have emplaced and detonated other IEDs against Iraqi Army units in eastern Abu Ghraib. "Hey Sarge. What's that guy doing dropping that bag off with the wires on it? I've got him scoped? The terrorist was observed by Soldiers from the 1st Squadron, 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment as he rode up on a bicycle and emplaced what looked like a bag having suspicious wires coming out of it. Abdul is vying for allan's Darwin Award for the month of October. The Soldiers, determining the suspicious bag was an IED, shot and killed the individual. Ooopsey. The sheep will be lonely tonight. The IED exploded moments after the terrorist was shot, but no damage or injuries were reported. Hmmm. I wonder if Leader had a remote control? Nah. Al Qaida leadership wouldn't do that to a foot soldier. After sweeping the area, the Soldiers found another IED on the terrorist’s bicycle. An explosives disposal team later destroyed the bomb through a controlled detonation. sweet dreams, sucker. You've been punked by the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment! |
| Posted by:anymouse |
| #8 He was wearing a cheap knockoff. It said: "Live stupid" |
| Posted by: Dar 2005-10-31 15:52 |
| #7 At least he'll get the King of the Mountains jersey - it's a huge climb to get to Heaven... |
| Posted by: Raj 2005-10-31 15:45 |
| #6 If only Qaddaffi had returned that sprocket ... |
| Posted by: Steve White 2005-10-31 15:31 |
| #5 Was he wearing his yellow Livestrong bracelet? YEP..but it was a knockoff. |
| Posted by: Red Dog 2005-10-31 15:12 |
| #4 Sometimes life imitates Monty Python... |
| Posted by: macofromoc 2005-10-31 15:08 |
| #3 Morons, you must wait in the Peloton for the feeding area, then throw your souvenir IED on the side of the road. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2005-10-31 14:21 |
| #2 Noooooo. Idiot green bracelets only for the faithful. |
| Posted by: Abu 2005-10-31 14:16 |
| #1 Was he wearing his yellow Livestrong bracelet? |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2005-10-31 14:12 |