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Iraq |
US announces capture of key al-Qaeda leader |
2005-11-16 |
![]() KUNA also reports that the multinational force has accused insurgents in Iraq of using civilians as shields in the military offensive launched against them in the town of Obeidi. "The terrorists keep fighting in a way that compromises the safety of civilians in the area," a statement said. It pointed out that "militants are barricading in civilian homes and using them as a base for attacks against joint forces." It gave as an example a recent incident in Obeidi where the US and Iraqi forces were fired at from a compound. When coalition aircraft were called in to attack the building two men came out with white flags and fled to a nearby building while a group of 15 civilians, including women and children left the compound, and were then led to safety by Iraqi troops. |
Posted by:Dan Darling |
#11 Take a nice white ash baseball bat, cut it down to 26 inches in length, turn it to 1.5" in diameter, with a lip 6" from the bottom as a hand guard. Drill three 3/8" holes in the bat at 120-degree angles from one another, one just above the lip, one midway, and one 1" below the top. Run barbed wire through the holes and wrap it around the upper portion. Attach eight or nine #8 treble snagging hooks to the barbed wire at various locations between the lip and the top of the bat. Dip it in ketchup, shake off the excess, and walk into the interrogation room with it. Dang nabbit, thems top secret specs, Old Patriot. Thank goodness the Brits will never win a single cricket match with such a bat. |
Posted by: Zenster 2005-11-16 23:16 |
#10 Wake me up with Zarq gets his. |
Posted by: Captain America 2005-11-16 18:43 |
#9 Oops, I meant tu3031. |
Posted by: Brian H 2005-11-16 16:19 |
#8 ElvisGone, I'm sure that making it is half the fun! |
Posted by: Brian H 2005-11-16 16:17 |
#7 OP, why don't you let them just borrow yours? |
Posted by: tu3031 2005-11-16 16:05 |
#6 OP, ima gonna report you. LOL! |
Posted by: Special Rapporteur 2005-11-16 15:47 |
#5 I see OP has given this a great deal of thought! |
Posted by: Raj 2005-11-16 14:54 |
#4 Take a nice white ash baseball bat, cut it down to 26 inches in length, turn it to 1.5" in diameter, with a lip 6" from the bottom as a hand guard. Drill three 3/8" holes in the bat at 120-degree angles from one another, one just above the lip, one midway, and one 1" below the top. Run barbed wire through the holes and wrap it around the upper portion. Attach eight or nine #8 treble snagging hooks to the barbed wire at various locations between the lip and the top of the bat. Dip it in ketchup, shake off the excess, and walk into the interrogation room with it. He'll talk. You won't be able to shut him up. |
Posted by: Old Patriot 2005-11-16 14:22 |
#3 Just remember guys: Red is Positive and Black is Negative. But maybe they will just ask him "pretty please with sugar on top" and he will spill everything he knows. |
Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2005-11-16 12:38 |
#2 this will be all over the news tonight - oh wait goodnews dosn't qualify thesedays. On another note nice to see they surrendered and didnt go out with a bang, send in the probe from star wars - the one that gets princess leahah :) |
Posted by: Shep UK 2005-11-16 12:23 |
#1 Extract info from him, then shoot him in the street and toss his carcass to the dogs. EP |
Posted by: ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding 2005-11-16 12:17 |