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Castro may have Parkinson's, CIA says
2005-11-16
WASHINGTON -- The CIA concluded recently that Fidel Castro suffers from Parkinson's disease and has warned US policymakers to be ready for trouble if the 79-year-old ruler's health erodes over the next few years. If true, the CIA's assessment of the nonfatal but debilitating condition would mean that the Cuban leader may be entering a period in which doctors say the symptoms grow more evident, medicines are less effective, and mental functions start to deteriorate.
He's got a head start on brain damage
Although Castro's brother Raul, head of the armed forces, has been anointed as his successor, analysts fear the possibility of a tumultuous period in which an incapacitated Castro might refuse to give up power but might no longer project his personality to Cuba's 11 million people.
It's that Cult of Personality thing. Fidel's got it, Raul doesn't
''For Fidel to start shaking in a real and substantial way -- in public -- sends quite a powerful message to people around the world," said Frank O. Mora, a professor of national security strategy at The National War College.

The CIA began briefing senior members of the State Department and lawmakers about one year ago that its doctors had become convinced that Castro was diagnosed with the disease around 1998, said two officials familiar with the briefings. Both asked for anonymity because leaking the contents of the briefing could violate US laws.
More f&*king leakers

There has been no independent confirmation of Castro's illness, or any indication of how the CIA came to its conclusion. The State Department and the CIA declined to comment.
Had a friend whose dad used to do this kind of eval for the US government. He'd go over photos and film of soviet leaders and give his best guess of their medical conditions. I'd guess they've got a group of doctors watching hours of Fidel's speeches looking for tremors and such.
Posted by:Steve

#16  Maybe Fidel can get Monica to hold his cigar.
Posted by: Zenster   2005-11-16 22:07  

#15  I can just picture El Maximo and Janet Reno dancing...
Posted by: Frank G   2005-11-16 19:38  

#14  Woof
Posted by: Red Dog   2005-11-16 18:39  

#13  Seriously tho, the medication that keeps down the shakes tends to make you significantly slower.

JOE 2008
Posted by: Shipman   2005-11-16 18:08  

#12  I always thought he suffered from Turette's Syndrome.

Typical dumbass statement from someone WHO WOULDN'T KNOW A BETTY CROCKERCRAT/SOCIALIST PIG STEAMER FROM A LEFT HANDED MONTANNA LESBIAN FLY SNAPPER.

Course you could be right. BASTARDS! Is Karl Malden still dead? IF NOT I CLIMB THE FENCE TONIGHT! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted by: Shipman   2005-11-16 18:06  

#11  Maybe he has Arafat Disease.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2005-11-16 16:39  

#10  Parkinson's is not a nice way to go.

Cosmic justice, methinks.
Posted by: Mike   2005-11-16 15:50  

#9  ''For Fidel to start shaking in a real and substantial way -- in public -- sends quite a powerful message to people around the world,"

"Shit, earthquake! Run for it!!"
Posted by: Raj   2005-11-16 15:00  

#8  I always thought he suffered from Turette's Syndrome.
Posted by: HubertThumperyerdink3867   2005-11-16 14:22  

#7  Even if this true it doesn't mean much. Parkinson's usually progresses very slowly. It can get very debilitating though. The phrase I've heard is "You don't die from Parkinson's you die with it."
Posted by: Intrinsicpilot   2005-11-16 14:02  

#6  Are the old "poisoned cigars" finally kicking in?
Posted by: James   2005-11-16 14:01  

#5  It didn't seem to impair Janet Reno's job performance.
Posted by: Glavick Speanter5520   2005-11-16 12:23  

#4  This is better then Jack chiraqs stroke!
Posted by: Shep UK   2005-11-16 12:12  

#3  Get stable soon, Fidel.
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-11-16 11:28  

#2  Honestly, at this point I'm taking anything the CIA says with not only a grain of salt but a false until proven by someone else attitude. I think the CIA needs some serious cleaning out before it becomes an agency that can be depended on to carry out it's mission and not the political goals of it's leftist infilitrators.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2005-11-16 10:38  

#1  If it is true, please if it is true, ahhh .... only in a just world.

Can you imagine the depression that will set in Hollywood and in Jimmy Cawthur's brain if this turns out ot be true?
Posted by: The Happy Fliegerabwehrkanonen   2005-11-16 09:57  

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