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Kimmy's Seed wants to hire Van Damme to fight terror...
2005-11-17
Not Scrappleface

16/11/2005 - 09:31:59

Belgian movie hardman Jean-Claude Van Damme is being head-hunted to solve the world's terrorism problems, by North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's son and potential successor.

Jong Il's 24-year-old heir Kim Jong Chol has reportedly been dismissed by his father as "too girlish" to rule the country, but is a leading contender as his elder brother is currently in self-imposed exile in Europe.

And North Koreans will be interested in Kim Jong Chol's defence and foreign policies - which he proposes should be lead by the 'Muscles From Brussels'.

Inspired by Van Damme's terrorist-busting performance in 1995 film 'Sudden Death', he says: "I'd not allow weapons or atom bombs any more. I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme."


Kim Jong Chol


VanDamme

Posted by:BigEd

#9  Van Damme was done in by his love of Peruvian Marching Powder. No doubt son of Kim can access a supply for him.
Posted by: Frank G   2005-11-17 22:18  

#8  The young Mr Kim looks like he's in one of those Backstreet Boys knock off bands in the second picture.

Guess that means no more threats of seas of fire in the next generation. Bummer!
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-11-17 21:48  

#7  I'm sure Van Damme could use the gig...
Posted by: Raj   2005-11-17 16:24  

#6  "Girlish" says the father.

I think he is right.. young Kim has a schoolgirl crush on Jean Claude....

Posted by: john   2005-11-17 16:23  

#5  Love the Perm! LOL!
Posted by: danking_70   2005-11-17 15:59  

#4  I'll bet Chuck Norris is pissed. But maybe those "Delta Force" movies haven't been pirated over there yet...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-11-17 15:56  

#3  That's what I carr ronery.
Posted by: Tholuque Claish1652   2005-11-17 15:47  

#2  And these people have the bomb. sigh.
Posted by: PlanetDan   2005-11-17 15:45  

#1  Should be page 2... Sorry
Posted by: BigEd   2005-11-17 15:40  

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