 Two professors have been found dead in an apartment that had been turned into a porn studio. Homemade porn films and photos were found in the apartment along with an index with pictures and telephones of the professors’ students. | No doubt a research project for extra credit |
The incident took place in the Russian Westernmost enclave of Kaliningrad, the Interfax news agency reports. The professors were a married couple and apparently died a violent death — forensic experts said that both were killed with a blunt weapon. | Watch the "blunt weapon" jokes, ok? |
Upon searching the victims’ apartment, policemen discovered a large number of video cassettes with homemade porn as well as hardware and instructions for making films at home. | Which CSI Kalingrad will be reviewing during the staff Christmas party |
An index of student’s photos with addresses and phone numbers was also found. Police say that the professors’ apartment was possibly used as a home porn studio. | "Genius, Holmes! How do you do it?" |
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