| Submit your comments on this article | |
| -Short Attention Span Theater- | |
| RIP, Stove Top Stuffing lady | |
| 2005-11-23 | |
Comforting or campy, Stove Top stuffing is an enduring emblem of postwar convenience culture. Stove Top's premise is threefold. First, it offers speed. Second, it divorces the stuffing from the bird, sparing cooks the nasty business of having to root around in the clammy interior of an animal. Third, it frees stuffing from the yoke of Thanksgiving; it can be cooked and eaten on a moment's notice any day of the year. In 1975, General Foods was awarded United States Patent No. 3,870,803 for the product, generically called Instant Stuffing Mix. Ms. Siems is listed first among the inventors, followed by Anthony C. Capossela Jr., John F. Halligan and C. Robert Wyss. The secret lay in the crumb size. If the dried bread crumb is too small, adding water to it makes a soggy mass; too large, and the result is gravel. In other words, as the patent explains, "The nature of the cell structure and overall texture of the dried bread crumb employed in this invention is of great importance if a stuffing which will hydrate in a matter of minutes to the proper texture and mouthfeel is to be prepared." A member of the research and development staff at General Foods, Ms. Siems was instrumental, her sister Suzanne Porter said, in arriving at the precise crumb dimensions - about the size of a pencil eraser. Ruth Miriam Siems was born in Evansville, Ind., on Feb. 20, 1931. She earned an undergraduate degree in home economics from Purdue University in 1953, and after graduation took a job at the General Foods plant in Evansville, where she worked on flours and cake mixes. She moved to the company's technical center in Tarrytown, N.Y., not long afterward. Ms. Siems retired in 1985. As a mark of just how deeply inscribed on the American palate Ms. Siems's stuffing has become, there are several recipes, available on the Internet, that promise to reproduce the taste of Stove Top from scratch, using fresh ingredients. | |
| Posted by:Seafarious |
| #4 my ex-mother-in-law (a delightful lady of Mexican ethnicity) could never remember the name, and always called it "up your stove" dressing...with complete sincerity :-) |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-11-23 22:25 |
| #3 Third, it frees stuffing from the yoke of Thanksgiving... Free the stuffing! In our house we called it "dressing", and it never went inside the bird, but into a separate dish. You don't have to have a bird at all, just some canned chicken broth, or bouillon. I made it ahead of time myself like that today, although for some reason my mother always insisted on making her own broth out of a chicken. Personally, though, I prefer potatoes. |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2005-11-23 21:11 |
| #2 Sea, i thought it was an unmentionable 4 letter word. [related to stuff, and sounds like....] |
| Posted by: Red Dog 2005-11-23 20:06 |
| #1 Er, that's "I (heart) Stove Top Stuffing." It looked better in the editing screen. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2005-11-23 19:46 |