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| Cowboy George W. taking potshots at Space Aliens |
| 2005-11-30 |
| [An update of last week's silliness -ed.] Having blamed him for just about everything else, some Canadian Liberals now have President George W. Bush taking pot shots at space aliens. But of course. Itâs what Hitler would do. Canada, whose September 11, 2001 Prime Minister blamed the west and the U.S. in particular for the terrorist attacks, is being coaxed by a former Canadian Minister of Defense and Deputy Prime Minister to protect vulnerable space aliens against the military aggression of the United States. Both former Prime Minister Jean Chrétien and one-time Deputy Prime Minister Paul Hellyer were in the cabinet of the late Prime Minister Pierre Elliot Trudeau. A long line of Canadian Liberal prime ministers has been against American militarism, but Hellyer is the first to charge that Americans may drag us into an intergalactic war. " The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning," says Hellyer. You donât understand, Paul. The entire war in Iraq is simply a warm up exercise for our eventual sinister American conquest of THE UNIVERSE ITSELF! To infinity and beyond! Blame it all on the Bush administration, which Hellyer says has "finally agreed to build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them if they so decide." Good Lord I hope so! That would rock! Not much happened when Hellyer announced in a public speech at the University of Toronto last September that "UFOs are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head." *crickets* For those wondering why Hellyer would wait 42 years to let the world in on UFOs as "real as the airplanes that fly over your head", it was classified information. "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalleled, The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in the loop," Hellyer told the Toronto audience. The three Non-Governmental Organizations that joined Hellyerâs team have already approached Canadian Parliament to get the UFO debate out into the public spectrum. They include Canada-based Toronto Exopolitics Symposium, which brought Hellyer to the U of T for his September speech. The Vancouver-based Institute for Cooperation in Space (ICIS), whose International Director undertook a 1977 Extraterrestrial Communication Study for the White House when Jimmy Carter was president, is also back knocking on the door of Canadian Parliament. Ok, that makes sense. The Canadian Exopolitics Initiative, presented by the lobbying organizations to a Senate Committee panel hearing in Winnipeg last March, is proposing that the Government of Canada undertake a "Decade of Contact...a 10-year process of formal, funded public education, scientific research, educational curricula development and implementation, strategic planning, community activity, and public outreach concerning our terrestrial societyâs full cultural, political, social, legal and governmental communication and public interest diplomacy with advanced, ethical Off-Planet cultures now visiting Earth." If I were a space alien landing on the White Houseâs lawn and you broadcast that babbling diplospeak at me, my first thought would be âTo hell with this. Letâs take off and nuke this planet from orbit.â |
| Posted by:Secret Master |
| #9 What are they going to say when they find out that Bush IS one of the aliens? |
| Posted by: Grerese Glaith5498 2005-11-30 15:34 |
| #8 YJCMTSU, Lol. Well, they're only making me even more impressed with the Bush cabal - those guys think BIG! ROLF. |
| Posted by: .com 2005-11-30 15:09 |
| #7 Geez, these Candianian politians treat Americans like the real aliens, I totally imagine them backstabing their own species! Real Sissys! |
| Posted by: Unoluter Phinemble3179 2005-11-30 14:56 |
| #6 Canada, whose September 11, 2001 Prime Minister blamed the west and the U.S. in particular for the terrorist attacks, is being coaxed by a former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister to protect vulnerable space aliens against the military aggression of the United States. "Beam me up Scottie." |
| Posted by: John Q. Citizen 2005-11-30 14:29 |
| #5 I thought Canada was supposed to be a healthcare paradise. It must not be true. They've obviously run completely out of psych medications. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2005-11-30 14:15 |
| #4 US out of universe! No blood for zxrgiotn! |
| Posted by: Jonathan 2005-11-30 14:03 |
| #3 We could send the aliens to Canada for healthcare and dentistry... |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2005-11-30 12:46 |
| #2 Join us, Canada, and together we will rule the universe! Well, mostly us. |
| Posted by: BH 2005-11-30 12:45 |
| #1 Hellyer was a Deputy Prime Minister ya say? Well that explains some things about about how Canada got to be where it is... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2005-11-30 12:34 |