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It's official: too much sex saps male brains
2005-12-08
MALE animals can produce a lot of sperm or grow big brains but cannot do both, according to a study that may confirm the suspicions of many women. The study of 334 bat species suggests that energy-hungry brains can evolve only at the expense of other tissues.

Writing in Proceedings of the Royal Society, Biological Sciences, Scott Pitnick, of Syracuse University, New York, reported that species with promiscuous females had evolved extra large testicles but smaller brains. "The general rule that is emerging is that sperm production can be incredibly costly," said Dr Pitnick, who first found the relationship in insects. Male fruit flies, for example, can make sperm 7.5 centimetres long.

"This led me to examine bats, as sperm competition is rife, and so testes can be ridiculously large," he said.
If only we could think with them ...
heh. some do
."Brains are metabolically expensive organs to develop and maintain, so looking for a trade-off there seemed obvious."

The most interesting implications of the study are for the co-ordinated evolution of brains, behaviour and extravagant sexually selected traits: ornaments such as the peacock's tail and armaments such as antlers. Dr Pitnick said: "The road to sexual success can lie in being clever, in being a dull yet well-armed brute that can fight for paternity, in being spectacularly ornamented, or in providing a rich cocktail of seminal fluids and costly sperm."

Dr Pitnick carried out the study with Kate Jones, of the London Zoological Society, and Jerry Wilkinson, of the University of Maryland
You know, the cheerleader types in college snickered at women who dated or married the engineers, science majors etc. But a lot of us are still quite happily married to those guys 20, 30 yrs later. A nice balance of sex and smarts -> a good life together. Meanwhile the head cheerleader from my class at school is on her 3rd divorce, poor thing -- and age hasn't been kind to her either. She should'a gotten to know a few of the guys who have it all, in the right proportions ...
Posted by:john

#14  All things in moderation, including moderation.

Re: male fruitfly sperm are 7.5 cm long. Holy Smoke! Is Mother Nature creating a vehicle for reproduction or a plumber's snake for cleaning out a stuck trap?
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-12-08 21:37  

#13  Al Bundy: "And as we all know, affection is just a hammerlock away from sex!"
Posted by: badanov   2005-12-08 18:12  

#12  Sounds like Doc Pitnick needs a girlfriend...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-12-08 11:22  

#11  So when we call someone a chimp we're really saying he has big balls?
Posted by: DoDo   2005-12-08 10:31  

#10  No wonder my ex was always yelling I think with my little head to much.
Posted by: raptor   2005-12-08 10:27  

#9  Well, that explains the skank/ignorance ratio in today's kids.
Posted by: BH   2005-12-08 10:12  

#8  what?
Posted by: Frank G   2005-12-08 09:28  

#7  reported that species with promiscuous females had evolved extra large testicles but smaller brains.

This should mena I am a genius.
Posted by: Besoeker   2005-12-08 08:38  

#6  willy clintinytoon might know phil_b
Posted by: Chemp Elmolulet1861   2005-12-08 07:53  

#5  "The general rule that is emerging is that sperm production can be incredibly costly,"
Anybody with kids already knows that.
Posted by: Darrell   2005-12-08 07:20  

#4  Mmm! The important relationship is with female promicuity and not brain size. If you take Humans, gorillas and chimpanzees, the testicle size relative to body mass is Chimpanzees largest, humans second and Gorillas smallest, which is the order of how promiscuous the females are.
Posted by: phil_b   2005-12-08 06:07  

#3  Gawd no wonder.
Posted by: Mustard Seeds   2005-12-08 04:47  

#2  God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

And they both lived happily ever after.
Posted by: badanov   2005-12-08 03:46  

#1  One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said.

Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."

Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."
/ancient joke
Posted by: .com   2005-12-08 00:18  

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