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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| A Rantburg Christmas Carol |
| 2005-12-26 |
| Sung to the tune of: "The Twelve Days of Christmas" On their first Gulf War sortie our soldiers killed for me the highjacker of an A-3 On their second Gulf War sortie our soldiers killed for me two Taliban and the highjacker of an A-3 On their third Gulf War sortie our soldiers killed for me three French spies two Taliban and the highjacker of an A-3 On their fourth Gulf War sortie our soldiers killed for me four Ansar Kurds three French spies two Taliban and the highjacker of an A-3 On their fifth Gulf War sortie our soldiers killed for me five 'splodeydopes! four Ansar Kurds three French spies two Taliban and the highjacker of an A-3 --------------- and so forth --------------- On their twelfth Gulf War sortie our soldiers killed for me twelve Hamas hoodlums eleven Fatah footpads ten Lions of Islam nine carswarms dancing eight imams plotting seven Shias seething six Sunnis sniping five 'splodeydopes! four Ansar Kurds three French spies two Taliban and the highjacker of an A-3 --------------- The very warmest holiday wishes to everyone at Rantburg. May you all have a merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year. Zenster |
| Posted by:Thutch Ulavirong2064 |
| #3 ROFL! *applause* "three French spies" *snicker* Sooooo true. |
| Posted by: .com 2005-12-26 09:58 |
| #2 "And a Cartridge in a Bare Tree" Bravo, (Clapping hands) |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2005-12-26 09:36 |
| #1 Zen's Twelve Days of Christmas Zen, may you have many happy returns during the New Year. |
| Posted by: XXXMAS PAST 2005-12-26 06:25 |