DOPY [sic] Gary Telford showed drunken pals how he caught his manhood in a mouse trap â and did it again. Pub manager Gary, 32, was in agony after the party piece went wrong. Amazingly it was the SECOND time he has been taken to casualty after getting his privates mangled in the stunt. The first accident happened at the age of 14 when a schoolboy prank went wrong. He needed 14 stitches to fix his wounded willy.
When regulars at The Railway pub in Ipswich, Suffolk, heard about Garyâs painful past they egged him on to show them what happened. A pal put a mouse trap on a pool table for the demonstration â but Gary tripped as he walked towards it with his manhood hanging out.
Last night Gary said: âI was quite drunk so I undid my flies and walked over to the trap. I really didnât mean to set the trap off again but I stumbled and it went. I must be the only bloke in Britain to have caught my bits in a mousetrap not once but twice.
âIt is completely and utterly embarrassing.
âLuckily I only nipped the end of my privates but I still had to go to casualty for a tetanus injection.
âThe nurses thought it was hilarious â especially when they realised it was my second visit for the same accident.â
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