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Zhirinovsky: Rice's anti-Russian stance based on sexual problems
2006-01-14
Considering how late it is, can this be rolled over into tomorrow so there's a full day of commenting?
Done. Fire away.
Hat tip: Gates of Vienna.
The US Secretary of State released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children.

Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State, openly criticized the Russian government in connection with the gas conflict with Ukraine. Ms. Rice used quite a trivial technique of psychological pressure, which is mostly practiced in the field of education. According to Condoleezza Rice, Russia's actions towards Ukraine did not characterize it as a respectable member of the Group of Eight. The statement from the high-ranking US official sounded like a reprimand from a strict babysitter that was teaching its baby to behave.
Why yes, that's exactly what she did.
It goes without saying that the largest Eurasian power is not a baby.
I dunno, I've seen The Omen.
In addition, the geopolitical system in the world has undergone dramatic changes since the 1990s. The US Secretary of State, however, has seemingly lost the sense of time and reality. Ms. Rice's wish to exercise her political power became a surprise for both the Russian Ministry for Foreign Affairs and proponents of traditional liberal values.

Ms. Rice's criticism can be explained with the politician's personal peculiarities. Why is Condoleezza Rice so fond of her "strict teacher" role? Is it her technique that she follows to stay in the center of political attention? The unhinged leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky, expressed his opinion on the matter in an exclusive interview with Pravda.Ru.

"Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.

"Such women are very rough. They are all workaholics, public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: "Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she is!
Our secretary of state can kick your foreign minister's butt ...
"This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female. She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale. She needs to be on top of the world.

"Ms. Rice was always interested in Russia. Now she needs to prove that she does have a certain amount of knowledge about Russia. Her goal number one is to observe USA's interest. If Russia rises, it means that the USA falls down. Europe has united, China is growing speedily and Russia possesses immense power in terms of fuel resources. The US administration cannot do anything about it.
Doom, gloom and Fairbanks ...
"The USA experiences the crisis of ideological and moral values. Americans try to talk about positive family values, although the actual state of things is disastrous. That is why they need to protect themselves with such public personas as Condoleezza Rice who gains pleasure from political commotions.

"The civilized world needs to think about a decision when single politicians are not allowed to stay in power. This was a common practice in the Soviet political system. The matter of international relations is very subtle and exquisite. One single word or phrase may play an extremely important role in politics. This is not the place, where one can sublimate their personal sexual problems.

"Complex-prone women are especially dangerous. They are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke hatred and irritation with everyone. Everybody tries to Vladimir Zhirinovskypart with such women as soon as possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

"This is really scary. Ms. Rice's personal complexes affect the entire field of international politics. This is an irritating factor for everyone, especially for the East and the Islamic world. When they look at her, they go mad.

"Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age. This is a complex. She needs to return to her university and teach students there. She could also deal with psychological analysis.

"The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention. Releasing such stupid remarks gives her the feeling of being fulfilled. This is the only way for her to attract men's attention," Vladimir Zhirinovsky said.
Expect protest from NOW:
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Posted by:Jackal

#16  He makes Lyndon LaRouche look sane.
Posted by: xbalanke   2006-01-14 23:17  

#15  Ah yessss, Zhirinovsky:

"What Russia really needs is not socialism, not capitalism, not a social-market economy, but a sexual-market economy."

December 13, 2001: Russian nationalist Zhirinovsky calls for US-Russia friendship

Zhirinovsky, who visited Washington last week, said Russia should view the United States as a partner "in everything -- economics, culture, fighting terrorism. ... It all depends on America now."

"If everything goes as it should, I wouldn't be surprised if in about 30 years our countries (the United States and Russia) combine their resources and form a single North Atlantic state,"
Posted by: Rafael   2006-01-14 22:40  

#14  "The Last Thrust to The South",

Heh, heh-heh-heh, heh - he said "thrust."

Secretary Rice needs Zhirinovsky like a bicycle needs a fish.
Posted by: xbalanke   2006-01-14 18:42  

#13  From
http://www.cs.indiana.edu/~dmiguse/Russian/vzbio.html

"Zhirinovsky praised Adolf Hitler's ideology of National-Socialism in an Izvestia article. One of his books, "The Last Thrust to The South", advocates military aggression against Russia's Southern neighbors as a way of achieving political stability in the region. Vladimir Zhirinovsky made headlines by threatening to take Alaska back from the United States, nuke Japan, and flood Germany with radioactive waste."
Posted by: Darrell   2006-01-14 15:55  

#12  Given the spiralling-to-nothingness birthrate, out-of-control abortion rate, and awful general public health (aids, alcoholism) in Motherland, Zhirinovski should pay less attention to Ms. Rice's lack of children, and more on Russia's.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-01-14 15:16  

#11   public workaholics
First sign is working alone.
Posted by: 6   2006-01-14 11:30  

#10  Some of us create a future by having children & raising them; some of us, by fighting for it.
Posted by: Whutch Threth6418   2006-01-14 10:02  

#9  Zhironovsky is a class act. I remember seeing a Russian talk show, and Zhironovsky threw a glass of water over one of the other guests and then started beating the crap out of him. His attitude to women is fairly common in Russia, where sexual equality (and gay rights) hasn't quite sunk in yet.
Posted by: Supersmurf   2006-01-14 09:55  

#8  Wanna bet ol' Volodya has that picture of her in those boots up on his office wall?
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2006-01-14 08:49  

#7  Zhironovsky is a well-known clown. Ten years ago I remember him saying that the Russian mafia would make Russia a great power again and Australian girls would faint with passion at the thought of sharing their beds with the new Russian mafia dons. He's got a thing about women either wanting too much sex or not getting enough of it.
Posted by: Apostate   2006-01-14 05:08  

#6  Russia's anti-Rice stand based on sexual frustrations i think ..

Personally I think she's rather saucy :)
Posted by: MacNails   2006-01-14 02:00  

#5  Ya know...
I've never heard Condi show interest in being President of the US
I've heard her say many times she would like to be commissioner of the NFL.

Sound like she likes tough men just not too interested in having kids.... What's Vladimir Zhirinovsky problem? He's not enough of a MAN for her?
Posted by: 3dc   2006-01-14 01:33  

#4  in fact, it's too bad that they just didn't go ahead and call her a lesbian. It would have made our right feel indignant for her and it would have made our left feel even more conflicted and screwed up than they already are.
Posted by: 2b   2006-01-14 00:20  

#3  *snicker* Go Condi. Your arrow must have really hit its mark. They are reduced to calling you a pooh-pooh face, who is single, without children and puffing, "do you know who I am". Somehow, I think those personal insults must play better in Russia than they do here.
Posted by: 2b   2006-01-14 00:17  

#2  LOL, ed! President Rice... I like the sound of that - I wish she did, too, lol.
Posted by: .com   2006-01-14 00:05  

#1  In a few years Zhirinovsky will be begging to lick President Rice's boots.
Posted by: ed   2006-01-13 23:48  

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