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Home Front: Politix
Al Gore: the second coming (from Al Guardian)
2006-02-06
Celebrity took an unusually nerdy form at this year's Sundance Film Festival. The man everyone wanted to meet, talk to and be seen with wasn't a film star or daring new director. It was a politician, who is in his sixth year of retirement and more famous for what he didn't achieve than for what he did.
What do you mean??? The man invented the internet for gosh sakes!!!

Al Gore has been to Sundance before, but never as a leading man.He's a great kisser. This year he was appearing in An Inconvenient Truth, a 90-minute star-vehicle documentary.Truth and Gore in the same sentence is a oxymoron. If 'former vice-president turns movie star at the age of 57' sounds improbable, remember that this is also Al Gore: famously wooden, inauthentic in front of a crowd, closed down in the face of a television camera. Al Gore, who ran a plodding campaign for the presidency and whose main response to accusations that he came across as pedantic and patronising was to wear more earth tones.Well at least they got him down right!

Yet An Inconvenient Truth sold out at Sundance and received standing ovations. The Q&As with Gore following the screenings were packed. 'The reception he got was extraordinary,' says the film's producer, Lawrence Bender (Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, Kill Bill). 'He was a phenomenon at Sundance. He seemed larger than life.' That's because he is larger than life, dude. larger than a fridge, or a VW Bug for that matter. Those who failed to get into the movie made do with catching up with Gore at parties, where he was making out hanging out with his wife, Tipper, and Larry David, the creator of Seinfeld, and the husband of An Inconvenient Truth's executive producer, Laurie David. Ahh. Now we know the rest of the story.

'He was the celeb of the week,' says the Village Voice's Amy Taubin, 'both in terms of reporting about him and people reporting to each other. They were all saying, "He's so amusing. Why wasn't he more like that when he was running?" There was a lot more buzz about him than there was about Paris Hilton.'
Uhhh, no comment.

What can a film that has helped make Al Gore sexier than Paris Hilton possibly be about?How about a Hilton-esque home movie with Tipper? Perish the thought. A partial list of its contents would include the greenhouse gas effect, the proliferation of carbon dioxide, the convection energy of hurricanes, the paradoxical flood-drought syndrome, melting methane in Siberia, the history of the Ice Age and the physics of solar ray absorption. It becomes no clearer why this film is having such an impact when you learn that it largely takes the form of a souped-up Powerpoint presentation.
And the BS factor of researchers like NASA's Hanson who have a political axe to grind, and who ignore the 25 year NPO cycle and it's implications...but I digress.

Read the rest. I think this is an example of the LLL's fascination of all things trivial and their inability to focus on what America really cares about. And why they will continue to lose elections everywhere but Massachusetts where the voters will prostitute themselves ad infinitem...but I digress.
Posted by:anymouse

#10  Anonymouse - so ... Algore is actually the Prince of All Saiyens??
Posted by: DMFD   2006-02-06 19:16  

#9  Whoever writes Al Gore's puff pieces is smoking something really, really good.
Posted by: 2b   2006-02-06 15:25  

#8  And why they will continue to lose elections everywhere but Massachusetts where the voters will prostitute themselves ad infinitem...but I digress.

As a resident of Mass I sadly agree with you.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2006-02-06 15:07  

#7  

hehe try this..

When the Gore gives a fire and brimstone diatribe close your eyes and picture him in his boxers...works for Teddy "The Bridge" too. I can't be held responsible for images of Pelosi though...
Posted by: macofromoc   2006-02-06 14:24  

#6  I love al gore! I can't wait to see him and Hildabeast locked in an epic battle for the Dem nomination, while the GOP picks one person that can win.
Posted by: Shomosh Griper3082   2006-02-06 12:52  

#5  his wife, Tipper, and Larry David, the creator of Seinfeld, and the husband of An Inconvenient Truth's executive producer, Laurie David.

For the first time in my life it mahes me ashamed to hold the last name "David" however I'm still glad that neither of these "David's" are any relation whatever, other than the misfortune of my having the same last name. (Ptui)
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2006-02-06 09:43  

#4  This is a great example of the left embrasing losers. He's been tried and tested and he is a certified loser and defeatist. A man for all to follow. I certainly hope the Dems wake up, our two party system depends on them for balance.
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-02-06 09:33  

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Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-02-06 09:16  

#2  Wow. I haven't seen fellation-in-text like that in years.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2006-02-06 08:18  

#1  Great comments, mouse.
Posted by: phil_b   2006-02-06 08:01  

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