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Paris Hilton may play movie Mother Teresa
2006-02-15
Makes sense.
Here's one you can file under: "you're pulling my plonker". An Indian film director is considering Paris Hilton for the role of saintly Mother Teresa, IANS news agency suggests.

Director T Rajeevnath admitted: "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton." He explained that the reason behind this extending of feelers in Hilton's direction was the multi-talented heiress's refusal to get her kit off for Playboy.

Rajeevnath continued: "Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen."

We reckon Mr Rajeevnath is going to get a nasty shock when he finally gets around to analysing Ms Hilton's "history". Regarding her acting credentials, well, she last year appeared in House of Wax, which was pretty well universally kicked to death by the critics. Likewise, her steamy Carl's Jr. Spicy BBQ Burger TV advert cavort did little to demonstrate convincing thespian tendencies.

She did, though, give a far more convinving technical performance in One Night in Paris, albeit displaying the sort of skills which we very much doubt will be required to play Mother Teresa. As one critic put it: "In this 37-minute shagfest Hilton literally sucks. And so does her acting." ®
Posted by:anonymous5089

#13  Well, as long as no muslims are offended, s'okay wit me.
Posted by: Hupomoger Clans9827   2006-02-15 21:51  

#12  Well, Viggo Mordor's Man Mortensen played Aragorn in LotR.
Posted by: Korora   2006-02-15 21:06  

#11  RD - Defamer.com had pix of her from teh front where you could see her cheeks hanging down...something weird going on that nobody could explain, I mean she's NOT fat, she just needs a butt bra
Posted by: Frank G   2006-02-15 20:24  

#10  Slick Willie would go NUTS if he saw that blue dress.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-02-15 18:43  

#9  thats a little harsh Frank.

I don't think her butt does much vertical time.
Posted by: RD   2006-02-15 16:59  

#8  she needs a butt bra
Posted by: Frank G   2006-02-15 14:46  

#7  Madonna busy?
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-02-15 14:29  

#6  

I think he just wants to nick a little Hilton nookie myself. I find her to be loathsome myself.

NF
Posted by: Nuck Fozzle2168   2006-02-15 14:05  

#5  Hey, isn't that a "Marshal law" reference, or am I mistaken?
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-02-15 13:57  

#4  "Indulgence", dammit.
Posted by: EU8305   2006-02-15 13:39  

#3  She'd be better cast as the underground comic character, "Amazing Grace, the Leather Nun, Mother Superior of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgenece".
Posted by: Elmomoque Ulert8305   2006-02-15 13:38  

#2  Even more incredible than Paris playing Mother Theresa is Upyer Khadami's plans to have her play a virgin in his new movie "The (After)Life of Mohammed".
Posted by: DoDo   2006-02-15 11:44  

#1  . . . convincing thespian tendencies. . . .

So that whole "Paris & Nicole" thing had a whole 'nother level to it, did it?
Posted by: Mike   2006-02-15 09:27  

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