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Man kills roommate over lack of toilet paper
2006-02-22
A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office. Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.

Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit. Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.

Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney.
Posted by:Jackal

#6  Some shit's just too important, y'know?
Posted by: .com   2006-02-22 22:58  

#5  I guess its too late to paper over their disagreements.

Posted by: Spoter Unatle4689   2006-02-22 22:56  

#4  Eastern Ocala trailer park I'll wager.
Posted by: 6   2006-02-22 08:32  

#3  why didn't he use his left hand?
Because it was holding a beer?
Posted by: ed   2006-02-22 07:33  

#2  But... why didn't he use his left hand? If it was good enough for The Prophet(tm), then it could have been just fine for him.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-02-22 07:19  

#1  Insanity knows no borders; this was Florida.
Posted by: Bobby   2006-02-22 07:04  

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