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| Bush put on 'trial' in N.J. Highschool |
| 2006-03-02 |
| President Bush is being tried for "crimes against civilian populations" and "inhumane treatment of prisoners" at Parsippany High School, with students arguing both sides before a five-teacher "international court of justice." The panel's verdict could come as soon as Friday... Based upon their rationalizations, I look forward to their holding a mock trial for Cindy Sheehan for Treason. |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #20 Gene Simmons, lead singer of KISS, while on FNC's YOUR WORLD WITH CAVUTO said he prefers to have a ROTTWEILER with him in war, NOT A [Clinton-style]POODLE, even though said Rottweiler may on occasion lash out at him. Simmons > Dubya is a Rottweiler that America needs to win this war. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2006-03-02 21:37 |
| #19 Based on their rationalizations I look forward for a real>/b> trial on Jane Fonda for complicity in the Vietenamese and Cambodian genocides. Complete with real hanging. Thinking it well some of those teachers could find themselves on trial too. |
| Posted by: JFM 2006-03-02 17:40 |
| #18 Like the Senate vote? |
| Posted by: Sleremp Spineger5137 2006-03-02 17:17 |
| #17 Any bets on how that one turned out? It all depends on how that pretty co-ed in the front row "approached" the bench. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-02 17:16 |
| #16 Kyle is no stranger to controversial topics. Starting on Tuesday, his sophomore class will put former President Andrew Jackson on trial for alleged abuses against Native Americans. ...and Kyle says not to worry. The Indian killing bastard will receive a fair trial. Kyle insisted that he doesn't have a partisan agenda. While teaching at Montclair High School, he conducted an impeachment trial of President Clinton while he was in office. Any bets on how that one turned out? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2006-03-02 16:59 |
| #15 Must be a pre-req for that "Peace Studies" class at Bethesda-Chevy Chase High School. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-02 15:32 |
| #14 I heard the kid on Rush. I think these seniors would learn a hell of a lot more if they would consentrate on how the MSM misleads and spins every news story to paint Bush as less than adequate. They could read about it daily. Then, perhaps they would realize that by the spin of the MSM and only that is how this anti-Bush movement has come about. That's learning something of value. Good luck Jersey kids. |
| Posted by: wxjames 2006-03-02 15:17 |
| #13 An affront to the prophet and utterly outragious. I will speak to the New Jersey Committee of Madras at once. May the nats of ten thousand goats eternally inhabit the sweltering camel toes of your clan teacher Kyle. I remain, Mulay Achmed Mohammed el-Raisuli the Magnificent |
| Posted by: Raisuli 2006-03-02 15:04 |
| #12 I look forward to next's month judicial exercise - putting the owners and operators of the NYT up on treason during time of war charges. NOT. |
| Posted by: Chanter Cruger6161 2006-03-02 14:34 |
| #11 The "Defense" Lawyer was on Rush and He was well spoken. He also said they "tried" Slick Willy when he was in office. He explained that this is a Senior class project and the students understand that this is only acedemic. He was only confused when confronted with the fact that NO U.S. citizen is bound by the International Court and so attempting to try the President in that body was non-binding and at best "for show". I think they are supposed to have closing arguments on Friday and a verdict by next week. I am sure we will all know by next Friday if they "convicted" Bush. |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2006-03-02 14:07 |
| #10 JerseyMike: Happy to stand corrected, and my apologies to the good citizens of Parsippany. Teachers like this are one reason why my kids don't go to public schools. |
| Posted by: Mike 2006-03-02 13:59 |
| #9 Kyle said he received several letters from parents who were "all complimentary" of the war crimes hearing. One thing that Kyle said he would like to keep private is the verdict. "That decision is going to be sealed," he said, explaining that students will be told the outcome but asked not to tell others. How very open and KGB like. I wonder how President's Day was celebrated? |
| Posted by: Visitor 2006-03-02 13:55 |
| #8 "Ok, now, next order if buisiness. Who will bell the cat?" |
| Posted by: mojo 2006-03-02 13:38 |
| #7 You guys are rough, Parsippany is a fair sized town that tends Republican and is home to Morris county's largest Indian population, if I'm not mistaken. This type of "teacher" unfortunately isn't only an NJ problem. |
| Posted by: JerseyMike 2006-03-02 13:37 |
| #6 "Fighting Parsnips"? That's awfully warlike and exclusionary. Maybe they should change the name to "The Peaceloving Vegetables". |
| Posted by: BH 2006-03-02 13:12 |
| #5 They're stuck debating the punishment. While adamently against the death penalty, the judges are still debating whether to make this a "special" case. |
| Posted by: danking_70 2006-03-02 13:10 |
| #4 Parsippany High School, home of the Fighting Parsnips. |
| Posted by: Mike 2006-03-02 12:35 |
| #3 english, jim, but not as we know it. |
| Posted by: liberalhawk 2006-03-02 12:09 |
| #2 Parsippany, New Jersey, eh ? I wonder what language the trial is being conducted in. |
| Posted by: wxjames 2006-03-02 12:05 |
| #1 I like the "secret" verdict that the teachers will render at the end. Star Chamber, anyone? |
| Posted by: Desert Blondie 2006-03-02 11:47 |