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| Iran vs. Tom and Jerry | |
| 2006-03-06 | |
| The Iranians' hate toward Israel and the Jews seems to be driving them crazy. This is the only possible explanation for the new war declared by the Iranians. An Iranian official recently lashed out against Tom and Jerry, the illustrated cat and mouse, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Monday. Hasan Bulkhari, a senior adviser to the Iranian education minister, said a number of days ago that Hollywood created the animation series as part of a Jewish conspiracy aimed at changing the perception of dirty mice, resulting from the comparison the Nazis made between Jews and mice. Bulkhari explained that "the mouse is the wise and smart one, and he violently beats the poor cat. And yet, this cruelty does not cause you to despise the mouse. He looks so nice, and he is smart." "The program was produced in an attempt to erase the image of the mouse from the minds of European children and to show that the mouse is not dirty and that he even has nice characteristics," the Iranian official charged.
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| #10 can you imagine the turbans exploding? Pair her up with Mo and the toppling of a caliphate due to ink and pen is complete. Spontaneous combustion: continent-wide |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-03-06 21:29 |
| #9 Best |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-06 20:59 |
| #8 *sniff* I'm just drawn that way... |
| Posted by: .com 2006-03-06 19:36 |
| #7 is there nothing that doesn't inflame the MM mind? Jeebus, if they ever saw Jessica Rabbit.... |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-03-06 19:31 |
| #6 I've got Clutch Cargo working for a straw front CIA logistics operation, prolly involved moving Islamic terrorists to eastern Europe while deadheading Opium to fund Central American operations. |
| Posted by: capsu78 2006-03-06 18:58 |
| #5 They are indeed confused. It's MIGHTY MOUSE that's a part of the Zionist conspiracy. |
| Posted by: Perfesser 2006-03-06 14:16 |
| #4 We need to broadcast episodes of Itchy and Scratchy (The Simpsons) toward Tehran and watch their turbans explode.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2006-03-06 12:04 |
| #3 You'd think that praying five times a day would tend to prevent the onset of DQST (Dangerous Quantities of Spare Time). But noooooooooooooooooooooo!!! [/Belushi] |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-06 11:42 |
| #2 Perhaps the Iranians should open a couple of schools to learn something first before they open their vocal cords |
| Posted by: T 2006-03-06 11:32 |
| #1 I think he's getting Tom and Jerry confused with Maus (I read Maus years ago, it's very good) |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2006-03-06 10:58 |