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Elephant Smackdown
2006-03-09
WACO, Texas — A 25-year-old woman climbed past barriers and into an elephant's zoo exhibit, then crawled out with minor injuries after the 6,000-pound animal smacked her with its trunk.
Proving not all idiots are men
"That's how an elephant reacts to something they would perceive as a threat," said Cameron Park Zoo director Jim Fleshman.
Ummm, I think preceived threats are the stuff you find stuck between elephant toes
After saying she wanted to play with the elephant,
"Here, hold my beer..."
the woman climbed over a 3-feet-high wood-and-wire fence, scaled an 8-foot-tall artificial rock structure and bypassed an electric wire before jumping into the exhibit Thursday afternoon, Fleshman said. A moat extends around most of the exhibit.
So, a lawsuit against the zoo for not doing enough to keep her out is not going to fly?
After the woman got out, fire and emergency crews took her to a hospital with minor injuries, including scrapes on her side and arm. Waco Fire Capt. Greg Kistler said the woman, whose name was not released, was visiting the zoo with a child and another woman.

The exhibit contains two female African elephants that have been at the zoo at least nine years. Only one of the elephants struck the woman.
"SMACK! Get outta my face, human bitch!"
Both animals were stressed after the incident and were moved to a private area for part of the afternoon, and one didn't want to return to the exhibit even later in the day. But both were back for visitors to see Friday, Fleshman said. "They're not used to somebody being in their space," he said.
Posted by:Steve

#9  "Hi- Im Racquel Corrie, and I'm here to free you!"
Posted by: Frank G   2006-03-09 23:07  

#8  I think the elephants should be able to sue her for emotional distress.
Posted by: 2b   2006-03-09 23:00  

#7  "SMACK! Get outta my face, human bitch!"

ROFL!!!
Posted by: 2b   2006-03-09 22:42  

#6  Thus proving elephants are remarkably tolerant of utter idiots.
Posted by: DMFD   2006-03-09 22:15  

#5  Hmmmmmmm...alcohol play a factor here? I certainly hope so...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-03-09 15:41  

#4  Whhahahhaa... professor, yea, thats the ticket.
Posted by: Visitor   2006-03-09 15:35  

#3  Hey, next time play with a smaller animal, like a mother hippo and her cute babie!
Posted by: Perfesser   2006-03-09 15:33  

#2  Duhhhh. fine not find. "Are" not is. Apologies.
Posted by: Visitor   2006-03-09 15:28  

#1  The exhibit contains two female African elephants

Zoo or office, really doesn't matter much. Same result, two is find, three is trouble.
Posted by: Visitor   2006-03-09 15:26  

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