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How to Spot a Pirate (Seriously)
2006-03-10
March 10, 2006: Although no one seem to have issued any "official" guidance, merchant mariners plying pirate-infested waters, as well as naval personnel conducting anti-piracy patrols, seem to have developed some simple "rules of thumb" to improve their chances of spotting pirates.

Boat Size: Most pirates, whether in the northwestern Indian Ocean, off Somalia, or in the region around the Straits of Malacca, are using relatively small boats, essentially the same size as used by the local fishermen. So if a couple of fishing skiffs try to approach you, watch out. And be especially careful if they're moving at a good clip. That's because ordinary fishermen are loath to open up their engines, since fuel is money.
Unlike American bass fisherman.....

Crew Size: Most fishing boats have at most three crewmen. If there are more than that in a boat, or in nearby several boats, it's likely that someone's up to no good.

Fishing Gear: If you don't spot nets or other equipment associated with fishing, the boat may be looking for bigger game.

Birds: Fishing boats usually are accompanied by little clouds of sea birds; no birds, no fish, and that means pirates.

Fishing Grounds: Even in the relatively undeveloped regions where piracy flourishes, local governments usually maintain websites identifying fisheries, particularly those in their exclusive economic zones. If you spot fishing boats far from any of these, caution would be advised

Weapons: Even if there are only two or three guys in a boat, if they're waving weapons around, it's probably a good idea to avoid them.
"Yar, we be simple, though heavily armed, fishermen!"
Posted by:Steve

#17  I can't believe the Navy or Coast Guard hasn't built a handful of Q ships, loaded them with marines and just sailed around looking for trouble.

This could be a great hobby! Much more exciting than bass fishing. Time for Congress to get off their porky butts and issue some Letters of Marque and Reprisal. Argh, indeed!
Posted by: SteveS   2006-03-10 16:14  

#16  Hail, Ace.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-03-10 16:07  

#15  All hail Ace, four-hooved king of the pirates!
Posted by: Phil   2006-03-10 16:00  

#14  Looking good with the patch, Ace! Trolling for pirates. Will have to have a variety of vessels. As long as you sink each attacker and take out the crew (allah a la crab bait, lol) the trick won't be known. As soon as the first radio call comes in from Achmed on the doomed vessel to Somalia Control, the jig is up.
Posted by: Alaska Paul in Hooper Bay, AK   2006-03-10 15:14  

#13  Hi ya Ace!
Posted by: 6   2006-03-10 13:23  

#12  Arrrr, I be a Pirate!!
pirate
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-03-10 13:20  

#11  Lol, Moose. For those that wanna look like a ninja, at least, here's how...
Posted by: .com   2006-03-10 13:07  

#10  The best bet is to send in the Pirates' natural enemies, THE NINJAS!:

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Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-03-10 13:01  

#9  In addition to converting some freighters to Q-ships, we'll need a C&C ship. I have an idea:

US Navy CVN-21, USS John F Kennedy

It's being retired, is non-Nuclear, and still capable of putting up some serious air power...
Posted by: mojo   2006-03-10 12:16  

#8  I can't believe the Navy or Coast Guard hasn't built a handful of Q ships, loaded them with marines and just sailed around looking for trouble.

I'm surprised they haven't loaded GPS gear into the bulkhead of a ship, declared an emergency so as to leave it abandoned near pirate waters, and let the pirates take the boat to port to see where it goes.

I'm surprised they haven't gotten some cargo with GPS gear on it and (and some explosives) tried to have it shipped for super low cost hoping for a shady ship to take it on and disappear with it, leading them back to the pirate base where it could be detonated.

Two months with serious attitude and the pirates could be cleaned out.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-03-10 11:16  

#7  Argh!

(It just had to be said)
Posted by: Dreadnought   2006-03-10 11:14  

#6  This article reads like rules of engagement for the Q-ship . . . once we get a Q-ship in commission, that is.
Posted by: Mike   2006-03-10 10:34  

#5  Look for peg-legs, and listen for cries of "Avast, ye scurvy lubbers!"
Posted by: mojo   2006-03-10 10:33  

#4  If you are cruising in pyrite pirate infested waters, it would be good to have a Ma Deuce or two on mounts aboard.
Posted by: Alaska Paul in Hooper Bay, AK   2006-03-10 10:28  

#3  Try shouting "Yo ho! Yo Ho!" to the unidentified boaters. Pirates will respond with "It's the pirate's life for me!"
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2006-03-10 10:23  

#2  A few days ago someone here pointed out that

"You might be a pirate if..."

You are wearing camo pants under the traditional fishers' robes.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-03-10 10:21  

#1  Birds: Fishing boats usually are accompanied by little clouds of sea birds; no birds, no fish, and that means pirates.

Unless of course, they have parrots onboard.
Posted by: Penguin   2006-03-10 10:12  

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