The leader of the Russian Communist Party has said the outbreak of bird flu in a number of European countries including Russia is a plot by the United States. “It’s strange that not a single duck has yet died in America —- they are all dying in Russia and European countries. This makes one seriously wonder why,” Gennady Zyuganov was quoted by UPI as saying. Gee, could it have anything to do with the Pacific and Atlantic oceans???? | The Communist leader said that he learned all about biological warfare during his time in the army. “I tested all kinds of war gases at a range myself,” he said. Asked whether he believes the bird flu outbreak could be a deliberate attack by the United States, Zyuganov said: “I not only suggest this, I know very well how this can be arranged. There is nothing strange here.” Da, we Soviet communist officials are just as savvy and powerful as those damnd imperialist running dog Americans. |
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