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U.S. Using Bird Flu as Biological Weapon
2006-03-15
The leader of the Russian Communist Party has said the outbreak of bird flu in a number of European countries including Russia is a plot by the United States. “It’s strange that not a single duck has yet died in America —- they are all dying in Russia and European countries. This makes one seriously wonder why,” Gennady Zyuganov was quoted by UPI as saying.
Gee, could it have anything to do with the Pacific and Atlantic oceans????
The Communist leader said that he learned all about biological warfare during his time in the army. “I tested all kinds of war gases at a range myself,” he said.
wink wink, nudge, nudge
Asked whether he believes the bird flu outbreak could be a deliberate attack by the United States, Zyuganov said: “I not only suggest this, I know very well how this can be arranged. There is nothing strange here.”
Da, we Soviet communist officials are just as savvy and powerful as those damnd imperialist running dog Americans.
Posted by:Steve

#6   Oh no, they're on to us!
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-03-15 12:49  

#5  Nice, Visitor!

“I tested all kinds of war gases at a range myself,” he said.

"Dah, and see here, I have the latest version of tin foil hat(tm) you can buy here!"
Posted by: BA   2006-03-15 11:21  

#4  Â“I tested all kinds of war gases at a range myself,” he said.

"But I never enhaled"
Posted by: Visitor   2006-03-15 10:57  

#3  The Communist leader said that he learned all about biological warfare during his time in the army. “I tested all kinds of war gases at a range myself,” he said.

Commissary food was that bad?
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2006-03-15 08:52  

#2  ItÂ’s strange that not a single duck has yet died in America

We value our baby ducks.
Posted by: 6   2006-03-15 08:49  

#1  Well of course we are. Of course it is. No, indeed, there's nothing strange here at all. No need to thank us, it's just another service we provide the completely insane people of the world.
Posted by: Glert Thetch2165   2006-03-15 08:24  

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