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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames
2006-03-17
A new chapter for Fight for Bovine Freedom.
Talk about a wild night near Seguin. A cow came flying out of its trailer, sent DPS and police scrambling, and left two police cars going up in flames.

"It was almost hard to believe," said Detective Sergeant Maureen Watson. She has been in law enforcement for 15 years, and says she "never had a day like this. I mean the best way to characterize this it, is it's bizarre. It's really really strange."
Which is why we love it
It's strange because it started out with a truck towing cattle, and ended in fire. Watson told News 4 WOAI, "We believe the gate of the cattle trailer came open, and the cow, for lack of a better phrase, spilled out onto the Interstate. It was pretty chaotic for a while." Several cars hit some of the cows. One cow died. DPS troopers called for backup.
"Request backup, we're up to our armpits in hamburger"
"10-9?"
That's when one officer was nearly run down by a speeding truck, carrying two illegal immigrants inside. Seguin Police were out looking for those illegal immigrants. They parked their cars in the hot grass, burning two of them including that brand new 2006 Crown Victoria.
Catalytic convertor, meet bone dry high grass.
Watson said, "Well, all of a sudden, another officer who'd arrived on the scene, alerted the sergeant that there was a fire."
"Sniff, sniff, uh oh"
Everything inside was destroyed, including tens of thousands of dollars worth of equipment designed for the patrol cars.

"You start off with kind of a bizarre accident with these cows spilling onto the interstate. That leads to other accidents, that leads to a car chase, that leads to a foot chase," Watson recalls.
Producers from "COPS" are weeping that they didn't have a camera crew riding along
The two mexican immigrants, ages 21 and 23, are in custody for illegally entering the country and evading arrest. Watson says they have replacement cars for now, but hope the city council will vote to get new cars soon.
Posted by:Steve

#8  The Chief of Police sheriff of my county is not only arresting illegals for being here, but he's been billing the Feds for the cost of jailing them until they can be returned whence they came. (No checks received yet, darn it! And my taxes just went up.) He's been blogging about it. (Yeah, we be pretty kewl an' stuff here in the outer suburbs of the American Midwest!)
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-03-17 22:49  

#7  ....with these cows spilling onto the interstate. ... leads to other accidents ...

Um....

Well...

I guess...

If the cows were spilling were they milking or bleeding onto the interstate...
Posted by: BigEd   2006-03-17 17:44  

#6  MAD COW~hits snare drum~ I'M HERE ALL NIGHT
Posted by: fg   2006-03-17 16:09  

#5  Something's up here. What are local cops doing chasing down 2 illegals? The story reads that they're now being held for illegal entry and evading arrest, but what were they searching for them for in the first place? Or, have our locals finally decided to go after those that are here illegally, just because they are here illegally? If so, I applaud them. If not, I still applaud them, but wish that locals, who know the area way better than Feds, would do more in the illegal immigration fight.
Posted by: BA   2006-03-17 13:59  

#4  Thank you RD, never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do.
Posted by: 6   2006-03-17 13:09  

#3  Watson says they have replacement cars for now, but hope the city council will vote to get new cars soon.

Are they driving without automobile insurance? Isn't that illegal?
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-03-17 10:42  

#2  thats a fun one mr. 6!
Posted by: RD   2006-03-17 10:36  

#1  
We will run free like the Buffalo
and hold our large heads high!
Posted by: 6   2006-03-17 10:26  

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