Fred, regain control of Rantburg before it slips further into the muck. It used to be such a great place to visit. Bring it back to its former glory!
| Thanks for the advice. I'll hop right on it. |
| Anonymous posting via 'anonymouse' in Germany. Wotta surprise. |
| "Ein Burg! Ein Web! Ein ..." | | Fred has this Five Year Plan, see... |
I suspect our poster has "Ein Burg! Ein Web! Ein Volk!" in mind. But bend far enough in either direction and Left meets Right.
Or perhaps it's "Free speech for me, but not for thee ...." |
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#21 I'm tired of the war on terror and I want Fred to wave his magic wand and make all of the bad people go away. Poof! Begone bad people.
And I want a pony. |
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Posted by: 2b
2006-03-18 22:30
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| #20 Free comments and win a pony? Price is right! |
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Posted by: Inspector Clueso
2006-03-18 21:48
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#19 Um? Huh? OK....
Why does this confuse me?
Any changes around he haven't had an effect on the content on bit. If one doesn't like the comments they are free to ignore them. Don't like the site don't come here. |
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Posted by: SPoD
2006-03-18 20:33
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#18 Purdy funny Mr. Flath! You can sark with the pros.
The Flath, too, comes via 'Anonymouse' in Der Fatherland...
Odds are it ain't native German and
if RB bashed Jooos and 'zionists' we wouldn't hear a peep. |
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Posted by: Pappy
2006-03-18 20:24
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#17 ...I want to be clever enough to think of better wishes!!!!
I wish for more wishes.
And a pony. |
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Posted by: Angie Schultz
2006-03-18 19:50
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#16 I wandered lonely as a clod
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden imbeciles;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.
The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed--and gazed--but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the imbeciles. |
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Posted by: Anonymoose
2006-03-18 19:48
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| #15 Purdy funny Mr. Flath! You can sark with the pros. |
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Posted by: 6
2006-03-18 19:19
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| #14 Nice hate site Fred! |
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Posted by: Sloluque Flath1227
2006-03-18 19:00
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| #13 and a 12" pianist? |
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Posted by: Frank G
2006-03-18 17:56
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#12 I just want to be told all the things the Secret Rantburg Cabal decided can't be mentioned. That way I won't be killed like I was after I related the history of Mr. Davis, Mrs. Davis, Gentle and That Troll. Self-reincarnating is darned hard work, you know, and I only have three lives left. Y'all can have my pony -- horse, of any size, isn't kosher anyway.
And I want magically to become a poet. And have invisible fairy wings, for when there's a traffic jam. And, and.... and I want to be clever enough to think of better wishes!!!! |
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Posted by: trailing wife
2006-03-18 17:47
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| #11 Taste like chicken? |
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Posted by: Glunter Sneash8888
2006-03-18 17:31
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| #10 Mmmmmmm.....Ponys....delicious..... |
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Posted by: Mark E.
2006-03-18 17:28
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| #9 I did'nt get one!!! Dad always liked Seafarious best. Must be Bush's fault! |
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Posted by: 49 Pan
2006-03-18 17:18
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| #8 Fred, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you... |
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Posted by: badanov
2006-03-18 17:18
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| #7 you guys got ponies? dammit. I was only in the shower for a while.... |
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Posted by: Frank G
2006-03-18 17:02
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| #6 You missed the part where we all got ponies. |
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Posted by: Seafarious
2006-03-18 17:01
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| #5 Did I miss something? |
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Posted by: Mark E.
2006-03-18 16:51
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#4 This one's somehow relevant:
The bearded devil
Is forced
To dwell
In the only place
Where they don't sell
Burma-Shave |
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Posted by: Glunter Sneash8888
2006-03-18 16:12
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#3 We're widely read
And often quoted
But it's shaves rants
Not signs
For which we're noted
Burma-Shave |
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Posted by: Glunter Sneash8888
2006-03-18 16:08
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| #2 News of the WOT, actual informed analysis and snarky ranting - make Rantburg a regular part of your daily diet. |
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Posted by: SteveS
2006-03-18 15:45
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| #1 Yeah! And don't forget the free beer! |
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Posted by: PBMcL
2006-03-18 15:28
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