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| Who's your granddaddy |
| 2006-03-20 |
| A 75-year-old grandfather has become the newest star of Russia's growing porn industry, after wandering on to a film set by mistake, thinking it was a muscle man show. David Bozdoganov has since starred in the films The Old Neighbour and Handyman at Work. Director Alexander Plahov said: "We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the back. "I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. "I thought, now this could be an original idea. And I was right: all the movies we've made with David have been huge successes." The beast with two backs - and a walking stick. But not everyone is delighted. The priapic pensioner apparently believes in the beneficial powers of garlic and his female co-stars have complained about his habit of rubbing it on his genitals before filming action scenes. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #4 How many 75-year olds get to go out claiming he died by making love to many women, and many more than Brad Pitt = Death himself. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2006-03-21 00:00 |
| #3 They ought to be grateful he's rubbing it on his, not theirs. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-03-20 18:47 |
| #2 Rubbing garlic on the genitals before sex? |
| Posted by: Penguin 2006-03-20 15:30 |
| #1 Who's your granddaddy? One was born in Germany, and the other was born in Ohio. |
| Posted by: BigEd 2006-03-20 12:14 |