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Home Front: Culture Wars
"I had to sort my socks"
2006-03-22
Hat Tip to Rand Sindberg for pointing to this Nazimedia thread in which the Indymidiots 'splain why they didn't make it to the protests.

My guess it's 'cos Soros shut off the money spigot...
Posted by:Seafarious

#16  CLASSIC!
Posted by: Korora   2006-03-22 20:44  

#15  What? No one blamed Bush?! "I would have attended, but GEORGE BUSH LIED about the time and location!"
Posted by: DMFD   2006-03-22 20:28  

#14  When making excuses for ineptitude, lack of imagination, and over all apathy IÂ’d suggest going with the standard “Republican-Led” congress.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2006-03-22 16:24  

#13  LOL Tu!
Posted by: 6   2006-03-22 15:00  

#12  "With opposition to the war at an all time high, why is attendance at anti-war events so low?"

Hearing LLL trying to make sense of their twisted perception of reality is music to my ears. Really, really good music.
Posted by: eltoroverde   2006-03-22 11:20  

#11  "I had to wax my cat."

"I was taking a shower, slipped and fell and landed on a lemon."

"Confused micrograms with milligrams when taking LSD."

"4-year-old chug-a-lugged a half a quart of 30-weight motor oil."

"Channeling ancient Mayan monkey god and lost track of time."

"My wife just discovered I have a husband."

"Found out that my Hell's Angels t-shirt logos are copyrighted and licensed property of Hell's Angels Motorcycle Corporation."

"My St. Bernard had explosive diarrhea in my van."

"A friend and I had been trying out my new digital camera by taking our pictures in front of the downtown federal building."

"Kids took Mommy's stash to show-and-tell."

"My nursing home wouldn't let me go without a note from my doctor."

"Really bad sunburn on my genitals."

"Had tickets to Burbank's 'Holiday on Tar'."

"Washed all objects in house with bleach. Those CSI fools will never catch me!"

"Overslept."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-03-22 11:00  

#10  Follow the money.

No money, no mass demonstrations.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-03-22 10:41  

#9  It's Carter's malaise, lol, it has finally materialized.
Posted by: Creater Crater3500   2006-03-22 10:38  

#8  I am telling you this low turnout smacks right in the face of polls (sic) supposedly showing an waning support for the war an Bush. If the polls were correct we should have seen a marked INCREASE of participation. Maybe I am seeing things through the wrong prism but something aint right with those polls.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2006-03-22 10:36  

#7  On topic (more or less)... Already known by many RBers, but worth relinking :
http://www.zombietime.com/
It's like going to a virtual online freakshow, it's both exciting and sickening, I like that. Conservative, dignified people who didn't know this fine site, beware of your blood pressure browsing through this!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-03-22 09:00  

#6  "Well, it wasn't a bright, sunny day....and you didn't provide me with free transportation.....and a snack.....ooh, my back hurts, too....and well, the turnout was low, so I guess that means we're the majority viewpoint, so that's a success.....and my Che shirt has a mustard stain right on his beret....plus the dog ate my kaffiyeh instead of his vegetarian special diet....besides, why weren't those damn college kids hanging around the campus all weekend? Ok, *I* never did back in the day, but damn these spoiled kids!! Don't they realize there's a draft coming????"
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2006-03-22 08:55  

#5  My Big Giant Puppet had Bird Flu...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-03-22 08:38  

#4  my favourite:
Honestly, I just plain forgot. I have so many things going on with trying to find a new job and settling back in to Fresno, that I simply ran out of steam and forgot.
Posted by: Rage   2006-03-22 02:05  

#3  Cutie in the foreground..
Posted by: Rage   2006-03-22 01:55  

#2  The best one:

The prominent leadership locally, regionally and statewide reeks of elitism and lacking grassroots appeal... I suggested that the March be organized and headed by a charismatic, youthful leader. No one listened, it is being headed by the old vanguard of the 60's 70's, who are totally out of touch with real issues.
Posted by: Pappy   2006-03-22 00:48  

#1  
Behold the power of the Internet. Hail Rantburg!
Posted by: Master of Obvious   2006-03-22 00:19  

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