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Home Front: Politix
"Ding-dong, Dimicrat Calling"
2006-04-27
(CNSNews.com) - Ding-dong, there's a Democrat at your door: The Democratic National Committee says volunteers will go door-to-door in all 50 states on Saturday -- "to share the Democratic Party's bold vision for America and begin a series of conversations with the American people about the upcoming elections."
Oh, boy, do I have a conversation for them!
"Neighbor-to-Neighbor Organizing Day" is part of the DNC's effort to gear up for the 2006 elections. The nationwide event is intended to build strong Election Day teams for 2006 and beyond -- a "lasting Democratic Party infrastructure."

"Politics is at its best when we work together to create and strengthen our community," said DNC Chairman Howard Dean who will join door-knocking teams in Charlotte, N.C., on Saturday. "Our National Organizing Day will bring together neighbors and communities as we mobilize for the fall elections to make sure that Democrats are elected up and down the ticket, throughout America." He said Democrats who knock on doors will tell their neighbors "what Democrats stand for, our vision for change, and the clear choice voters will face in November."

As part of the effort, Democrats plan to distribute "door hangers," which come in both English and Spanish/English versions and can be downloaded from the Internet. The door hanger promises "a bold new direction for a secure America."
Why does hanging a Democrat from my doorknob come to mind
It outlines six points of the "Democratic vision," including honest leadership, real security, energy independence, economic security/educational excellence, healthcare that works, and retirement security.
You lost me at "honest"
The party says this will be the first national effort to reach out "door to door and neighbor to neighbor, all across America."
Posted by:Steve

#16  "I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
Will Rogers
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-04-27 17:07  

#15  The only question, will they be using felons and union thugs this time too?
Posted by: Captain America   2006-04-27 16:39  

#14  OS,

All good points to which they'll respond:

It's Bush's fault!
Posted by: Dreadnought   2006-04-27 15:49  

#13  "energy independence"

Thats LAUGHABLE!

They oppose drilling off the coasts (while China sets up to drill those reserves from Cuban waters!), oppose opening up ANWR, are suing to stop construction of refineries and new piplines in the US, have killed nuclear power, and are opposing drilling and exploratory leases on federal lands.

Someone ought to follow them around pointing that out.
Posted by: OldSpook   2006-04-27 14:02  

#12  Heh, they come, I'll ask them to wait a moment, go get my pistol (unload it) and ask them

"When will the Democratic Party support my constitutional rights to this? And this too (showing them my Roman Catholic crucifix I always have on)"

That'll stop them dead - I'm sure they will run screaming as I show them my evil glock, even if it is unloaded and held by the side not by the grip.

The crucifix works well against Jehova Witnesses - for some reason Catholics scare them. ;-)
Posted by: OldSpook   2006-04-27 14:00  

#11  I'll see if they will do some yard work for me - you know, picking up dog poop, stuff like that. If they say 'no', I'll say, "well so much for my vote".
Posted by: mhw   2006-04-27 13:17  

#10  I just realized this is a free shot at your local dimmocrat. After all, if you punch one, you don't think they will sue, do you ? Wouldn't a coupla million law suits absolutely destroy the dimmocrats chances for popularity ?
So, get ready to sucker punch some dimmi. If you don't punch well, call me at Rent-a-punch and I'll be sure a bag splitter will be available.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-04-27 13:07  

#9  Close the curtains!
Get down on the floor!
A commie lib-lab's a knockin on our door.
Posted by: 6   2006-04-27 12:41  

#8  Ding-dong, there's a Democrat at your door

BANG! BANG! Now there isn't. Neat, huh?

Posted by: Dave D.   2006-04-27 12:00  

#7  No, Sea. The Donks just have to do that much work to get people to vote for them. I'm beginning to think that 2006 (if "framed correctly") can be another win for the Repubs. if they would just fight back and quote the moonbats verbatem. Thank God I'm going campin' this weekend.
Posted by: BA   2006-04-27 11:30  

#6  I was kinda hopein' HOWARD would knock at my door so I could give him an HONEST PUNCH right in the snot-locker!!!!
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2006-04-27 11:28  

#5  So where are the Republicans doing the same kind of outreach? Either the GOP is way behind the curve here, or the media refuses to report on their efforts.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-04-27 11:07  

#4  A full load of rock salt tends to discourage 'em.

I'm just sayin...
Posted by: mojo   2006-04-27 11:06  

#3  Just like Jehovah's Witnesses?
Posted by: Jaque Throque7669   2006-04-27 11:04  

#2  It outlines six points of the "Democratic vision," including honest leadership, real security, energy independence, economic security/educational excellence, healthcare that works, and retirement security.

And yet all they deliver is treason.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2006-04-27 10:56  

#1  I won't be home.
Posted by: DarthVader   2006-04-27 10:54  

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