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Africa North
Hillbillies From Hell
2006-05-11
May 11, 2006: Egyptian counter-terrorism police have killed the man they believe to be the leader of the crew that carried out the three bombings of Sinai resorts last month. The dead man, Nasser Khamis al Mallahi, was a local lad who went off to the big city to get a college education. He did, but came back bitter about the sorry state of Egyptian politics, his career prospects, and life in general. Mallahi turned to Islamic radicalism, recruited some of his buddies and formed a terrorist cell. No al Qaeda connection, except in spirit.

Actually, al Qaeda was not solely the brainchild of Osama bin Laden. The "al Qaeda" he formed in 1988 was not much to talk about until Egyptian Islamic terrorists, fleeing a government crackdown in the 1990s, hooked up with bin Laden in Afghanistan. The Egyptians provided experience, and managerial talent that took al Qaeda to another level, and September 11, 2001.

The Islamic terrorists in Egypt had the usual complaints. Corrupt and ineffective government left most Egyptians poor and uneducated. Socialism was tried in the 50s and 60s, and failed. Democracy was tried, corrupted, and wasn't working either. The elections were a joke, and rigged to keep any real opposition out. So now Islamic radicalism seemed the way to go. Killing lots of civilians, especially children and tourists, turned the population against the 1990s terrorists. The current crew are largely Bedouins from the Sinai.

The Bedouins have long been the hillbillys of the Arab world, even though the Prophet Mohammed considered himself one (actually, Mohammed was a townie, not a true Bedouin nomad). As such, Bedouins get not, or not much, respect. Egyptians have been looking down on Bedouins for thousands of years. Thus a bunch of radicalized Bedouin terrorists, killing lots of Egyptians at an Egyptian owned and operated resort town, is not expected to increase popular support for Islamic radicalism.
Posted by:Steve

#15  IOW, the Bedus are the anti-everybody Commie Vietnamese of the Egyptian-Sinai deserts. Is Egypt going to be like China vv HAINAN ISLAND and base the VARYAG?, ASW surface surfare hips, and subs near the dubious Viets??? * Btw, D*** GREAT DOG PHOTO.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-05-11 23:54  

#14  Clever, Zenster. I like!

Always glad to welcome an Aramcon! There've been a bunch of y'all hanging out here -- I hope you got to miss the recent unpleasantness, what with Al Qaeda attacking compounds and offices over there.

Posted by: trailing wife   2006-05-11 23:44  

#13  LOL!

Best / funniest thread of the day, LOL.

BTW, I worked at Aramco for a long time - and the Bedu (who exist all over the Arabian Peninsula and North Africa) are fiercely independent, tougher than half-inch boot leather, and dragging around ancient arms from only God knows when. Real collector's pieces.

It is apparent they have replaced the Joooos as the Egyptian whipping boy for any and all crimes that Mubarak doesn't want to actually solve - because of the embarrassment and collusion, I'd say. The resort attacks were almost instantly blamed on them. My Opinion: Mubarak's trying to figure out how to have his cake and eat it too: invent Bedu Al Qaeda. The prick. He knows the US will "assist" him if the Al Qaeda label sticks.

In Saudi Arabia they are "officially" doted on and rather iconic figures like Old West Cowboys are in the US. In practice they aren't treated with much respect because they really ARE hillbillies. You'd have to see the messes they've created to believe me. But they are tough old sumbitches.

BTW, I LOVE the picture, LOL!
Posted by: Slomoth Flereling1357   2006-05-11 21:28  

#12  (With apologies to Paul Henning)

Sung to the tune of:

THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES

Come ‘n hear a sutra ‘bout a man named Mohammed
Had himself nine wives, barely kept his family fed
Then one day, he was shootinÂ’ at some Jews
And up through the ground come a bubblinÂ’ crude
Oil, that is, black gold, Arabic tea

Well, the first thing you know, old MoÂ’s a terrorist
Kinfolk said, heÂ’s a salafist!
Said the Caliphate is the place you oughta be
So he loaded up his camel and moved to Galilee
West Bank, that is, bomb belts, gun sex

Well, now itÂ’s time to say goodbye to Mo and all his kin
Got a few payloads thatÂ’ll soon be droppinÂ’ in
YouÂ’re all advised to back away from this locality
Or youÂ’ll get a heapinÂ’ helpinÂ’ of radioactivity
American, that is, burn in hell, blow your curly toed slippers off Â…

YÂ’all rot in hell now, hear?
Posted by: Zenster   2006-05-11 20:20  

#11  Mah moufpiece, Hank D. Buttbiter, will be contactin' y'all...
Posted by: mojo   2006-05-11 16:08  

#10   Egyptians have been looking down on Bedouins for thousands of years.

Yep. Referred to them in the Pharaonic records as "Hebiru", the dusty ones.
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-05-11 14:04  

#9  He did, but came back bitter and angry.....turned to Islamic radicalism, recruited some of his buddies and formed a terrorist cell. .... the lifelong dream of all muzzies.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-05-11 13:47  

#8  I've got my Super-Duper accelrator pedal boot all shined up and ready to go. Git-er-done!!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-05-11 13:43  

#7  I still think our hillbillies can kick their hillbillies' asses.

Bless your heart, Blondie. You're right. The boys got the RV with the 33" Super Swampers gased up and ready with a full load out of ammo and beer!

I nominate Deacon as designated driver.
Posted by: psychohillbilly   2006-05-11 13:12  

#6  Bounty money works too.
Posted by: Phetle Clert8457   2006-05-11 12:58  

#5  I'm surprised at a radical Bedouin. Egypt should be careful to not alienate them. I thought they pretty much were "live and let live" tribes, fiercely independent and especially loyal to the Jordanian royal family, even acting as King Abdullah's Border Patrol. Moses once fled the Egyptians to the desert, marrying a nice Midianite girl. This Bedouin tribe remained loyal to Israel, and God blessed their descendents through the sons of Recab because of it. The prophet Jeremiah even called them to Jerusalem, as an object lesson to Judah, just prior to the Babylonian exile and subsequent Babylonian Temple trashing. According to Jeremiah 32, the promise of a generational servant of God extending to the future accompanies the promise to Israel of a future restoration. That raises other questions, like why, and what, but I would think they could be used against the terrorists more readily than joining them. With everyone loosely allying with Al Q, the Sinai terrorists are also tied to those threatening the King. They cross borders on the same ancient caravan routes I think Bin Laden travels, and alone know where people hiding in remote areas that do not belong there are. Although he and Ahmadinejad pride themselves on their poor roots, they are imposters and not even worshipping Allah in the manner of the ancient way unique to them as descendents of Abraham...recruitment works both ways.
Posted by: Danielle   2006-05-11 11:40  

#4  Damn right, Blondie. One Hatfield or McCoy vs. 10 ragheads. My money's on the redneck.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-05-11 11:07  

#3  It's pronounced Bodine, not Bedouin.
Posted by: Jethro   2006-05-11 10:42  

#2  I still think our hillbillies can kick their hillbillies' asses.
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2006-05-11 10:08  

#1  Ya'll take yer turbins off an set a spell!!
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2006-05-11 09:09  

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