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Runaway Bride's Wedding Reportedly Off
2006-05-19
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
ATLANTA - The runaway bride who generated a media storm with her phony tale of abduction and the fiance who took her back have broken up for good, the man's friends and family told People Magazine.
It was those "crazy eyes" I'll bet.
"We're just glad there's a final resolution," John Mason's father, Claude Mason, told the magazine.
...cuz that bitch was craaaazy.
He had planned to be his son's best man at the wedding.
Jennifer Wilbanks, 33, told the magazine: "John and I have some things to work out."
Not any more...
Wilbanks would not confirm or deny a breakup, the magazine said on its Web site Thursday. She, her attorney and a family spokesman did not respond to requests seeking comment Friday. Her mother, Joyce Parrish, declined to comment.
Wilbanks disappeared four days before the scheduled wedding in April 2005. Hundreds of police officers and volunteers searched for her for three days before she called Mason from Albuquerque, N.M., claiming to have been abducted and sexually assaulted.
She later recanted, saying she fled because of personal issues, and pleaded no contest to telling police a phony story. She also was sentenced to two years probation, which she performed through community service that included mowing the lawns of public buildings.
Good. She learned a trade.
Posted by:tu3031

#12  LOL Frank!!
Posted by: RD   2006-05-19 23:15  

#11  let me guess. She wants to join the Kaotians.
Posted by: 3dc   2006-05-19 22:15  

#10  Ahhh...Back when pyorrhea was all the rage...
Posted by: as   2006-05-19 22:11  

#9  nice rack, if you can get past the thyroid eyes and tendency to have sex with other men when under stress.....
Posted by: Frank G   2006-05-19 21:23  

#8  Wilbanks would not confirm or deny a breakup, the magazine said on its Web site Thursday. She, her attorney and a family spokesman did not respond to requests seeking comment Friday. Her mother, Joyce Parrish, declined to comment.


"Well Hell no! This story is worth a million! No freebies. Whaa choo offerin?"
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2006-05-19 20:51  

#7  And we're supposed to give a shit why, exactly?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-05-19 19:40  

#6  Oh, she's probably a real prize too. Just wanted to point out that she might have had a reason for the cold feet. Even paranoid people have enemies .... and even flaky brides-to-be sometimes have MILFHs.
Posted by: lotp   2006-05-19 19:30  

#5  lotp - that explains the sexual relations in Vegas eh?
Posted by: Frank G   2006-05-19 17:37  

#4  Don't tell me, let me guess . . . she ran off, right?
Posted by: Mike   2006-05-19 17:31  

#3  she learned a trade

IIRC the fiance's family is rather well to do and prominent, so she may need one now that they're not marrying


the fact that he was more than willing to take back the crazy bitch doesn't speak well of his future chances.

Maybe. but the accounts of her concerns about wedding plans had more than a whiff of rich groom's manipulating, controlling mother taking over wedding and other plans. Mother in Law from Hell ... which will indeed be a problem for sonny boy, if true, in any future marriage.
Posted by: lotp   2006-05-19 17:20  

#2  Thank God and Greyhound she's gone.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-05-19 17:13  

#1  The groom-to-be lucked out bigtime. But the fact that he was more than willing to take back the crazy bitch doesn't speak well of his future chances.
Posted by: Crusader   2006-05-19 16:55  

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