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| Palestinian PM says there will be no civil war |
| 2006-05-23 |
| The Palestinian people will not descend into a civil war, and the rival Hamas and Fatah groups will overcome the current round of violence that has plagued the Gaza Strip, Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh said Tuesday. "We are concerned about ending this crisis. The term civil war does not exist in our dictionary," Haniyeh said as he entered a meeting with the 13 Palestinian factions to discuss the recent events. "I assure our people that we can overcome these incidents. These incidents have taken place before and we have overcome the similar incidents," he added. |
| Posted by:ryuge |
| #8 "Palestinian PM says there will be no civil war" Uh-huh. Suuuuurrrrrre. Whatever you say, Uhhh - better watch out for that Just sayin', 's all. Ummm - what's that moving red spot on your chest? :-D |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-05-23 20:58 |
| #7 It's the word "civil" that doesn't exist in the Pal dictionary. Pages and pages of "war", but no "civil". |
| Posted by: Shuns Uleating3851 2006-05-23 15:59 |
| #6 Any chance we could get a Pinocchio graphic to go along with this? |
| Posted by: WhitecollarRedneck 2006-05-23 12:12 |
| #5 The term civil war does not exist in our dictionary Have you looked? How about "bloodbath?" |
| Posted by: mojo 2006-05-23 10:06 |
| #4 How about uncivil war? |
| Posted by: gromgoru 2006-05-23 09:41 |
| #3 hee hee youse just hope the banana doesn't regress into a plantain. |
| Posted by: 6 2006-05-23 09:22 |
| #2 The term civil war does not exist in our dictionary, That's why we use the term banana. No matter who wins, it will be a green banana. But if the Joooos get involved, it will be a yellow banana. When that's done, it will be a brown banana. Inshallah. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-05-23 08:02 |
| #1 "There won't be a civil war because we'll crush fatah without difficulty, so it will be rather one-sided, thanks for asking". |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-05-23 06:07 |