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Britain
25 injured in cheese chase
2006-05-30
TWENTY-FIVE people were injured today at an annual cheese-rolling competition in which daredevils chase giant cheese wheels down a steep slope in western England.
Ooooh! Mom! Take me there!
Dozens took part in the bizarre event at Cooper's Hill in Brockworth, Gloucestershire, before a crowd of about 3000 laughing and cheering spectators. They raced for 200m down the slope after the wheel-shaped Double Gloucester cheese, decorated in a blue and red ribbon. Many slipped, somersaulted and tumbled their way to the bottom during five bone-crunching races over two hours.
"Ow! Oooh! Ouch! Ack! Damn this is — SNAP! Aaaaaiiiiieeee! — fun!
Of the 25 people hurt, 12 were spectators, one of whom was hit by one of the hard, dinner-plate-sized cheeses used in each race, but only two people were taken to hospital for further assessment.
"Hmmm... Quiet cheese race this year, eh, Doctor Bob?"
"Sure is, Percy. Here, hold this while I stitch him up!"
The organisers said the number of injuries was comparatively low. "We usually average around 30-40 people who need treatment," said Jim Jones, operations training manager for St John Ambulance. "The most serious injuries this year appear to be a dislocated finger and a possible fractured ankle," he told Britain's Press Association.
"Aye, lad! Used to be there wuz bodies strewn aboot as far as the eye can see! 'Tain't like the olde days, more's the pity!"
The wet weather helped protect the racers, as they were able to slide down the slope rather than tumble head-over-heels, said organiser Richard Jefferies. "It's been a very successful year," he said.
"Aye. Successful it was! Not one cheese escaped!"
Among the winners of the five races was Chris Anderson, 18, who knocked himself out to claim the title. Afterwards, the dazed window fitter said: "I just ran, fell and hit my head. I feel sore but it was definitely worth it." First prize in each race is a big circle of cheese.
"Grommet! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
People from as far afield as Australia, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden and the United States travel to the hill every year to take part in the cheese roll. The unusual event has been celebrated for centuries and is thought to have its roots in a heathen festival to celebrate the return of spring.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#5  Coming soon to Spike TV's "MXC"...
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2006-05-30 19:04  

#4  Remember, keep whistling, walk quietly, there's nothing to worry about. Just regular Brits, good folks, salt-of-the-earth. With 48 D-5 Tridents.


RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBNNNNNNNNN!
Posted by: 6   2006-05-30 18:07  

#3  "I know, Gromit, we'll go somewhere where there's cheese!"
Posted by: Zenster   2006-05-30 16:32  

#2  SILLY< SILLY < SILLY !!!
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2006-05-30 14:23  

#1  Better headline:

"Chestershires chortle as cheddar chasers are chafed"
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-05-30 12:11  

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