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Jordan busted Karbouli in a sting operation
2006-06-01
Posted by:Dan Darling

#1  Isn't this the guy who had a "somewhat of a reaction" when he saw the picture of the kids of the guy he just killed? I say drop the guy in a wood chipper. Feet first. Along with a pig. Can't go to heaven and get your slave virgins that way. Bummer. Of course, you're all doing this in the name of Allah, and not for the slave virgins. So I'm sure you'll donate them to charity when we get there. Right? All this assuming that Allah smiles upon this behavior. Right? If he doesn't, you'll be able to explain it away when you face your Creator. I'm sure he'll accept intentional ignorance as an excuse. Right?

I imagine the conversation will go something like this:

"So, Achmed, exactly what do you suppose I intended for you to do with that brain I gave you?"

"Err, invent rationalizations for evil behavior?"

"No. Try again."

"Err, avoid compassion for other humans and logic like the plague?"

"No. One more try."

"Believe the stupidest things imaginable as long as they get me to carry some idiot's hare-brained plan forward? Like the virgin thingy for example? Or perhaps the one about 'this bomb here will only blow up infidels when it goes off in the crowded market'?"

"No. Look, this isn't working out like I planned. You head downstairs and see if you can't get that brain of yours to figure out what's wrong here. Here's a hint: Remember all those people you killed? I have different plans for them, but they're my children, too. Have a nice eternity."
Posted by: grb   2006-06-01 02:49  

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