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| New Research Tool Predicts Landslide for Gore in 2008, Defeat for Clinton |
| 2006-06-01 |
| A new behavior prediction tool is forecasting a landslide victory for former Democratic Vice President Al Gore in the 2008 presidential election. However, should Hillary Clinton gain the Democratic nomination, any potential Republican challenger will win the presidency. These are among the surprising findings reported by Dr. James N. Herndon, a media psychologist with Media Psychology Affiliates. Using a new research tool called Affective Encryption Analysis, Dr. Herndon led an investigation into the likely outcome of the 2008 Presidential election. “Affective Encryption Analysis is a new behavior forecasting tool that looks at how our feelings and emotions can influence our long-term actions,” explains Dr. Herndon. “Traditional survey techniques are not very good at predicting trends. Affective Encryption Analysis was developed to dig deeper into the emotional factors that control our future behaviors.” |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #17 No, no, not VPOTUS Hillary - Iff Dubya doesn't resolve or mostly resolve the Iran, Syria, North Korea, and Taiwan crises by 2008, I strongly doubt the Dems will want to win the WH in 2008. IMHO, the Dems will just "go thru the motions" of having a Dem POTUS contender which they will NOT in reality want to see win, but focus efforts instead on the Congress. SOLVING REAL-WORLD PROBS AND ISSUES IS FOR THE GOP-RIGHT - SPEND SPEND SPEND SOMEONE ELSE'S MONIES and TIPPY TOEING NAKED THRU WAVY GRAVY TULIPS is for the DemoLefties - you know, EQUALISM. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2006-06-01 22:05 |
| #16 Just wait until Chris "Speed Demon" Dodd really comes out! It'll be a second coming of Joe<,/EM>mentum I tell ya! Cuter than Hil, smarter than Skerry, NOT from an unsophisticated area (i.e. outside the northeast) like Bayh! And look at all of that productive Senatorial service! |
| Posted by: Bretta 2006-06-01 20:52 |
| #15 "Affective Encryption Analysis is a new behavior forecasting tool that looks at how our feelings and emotions can influence our long-term actions." Ha! I see big money and a looooooooooooog future in this shit! |
| Posted by: Hairy Seldom Seen 2006-06-01 18:39 |
| #14 Broken, methinks. |
| Posted by: mojo 2006-06-01 16:17 |
| #13 They sit around naked in a circle to do this "research" I am sure. They are happy to give you the answer you or they want as long as you are paying. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2006-06-01 15:07 |
| #12 Ah, yes....emotions. How do they rate those again? The Donks rate those above rational thought |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-06-01 14:57 |
| #11 "Affective Encryption Analysis is a new behavior forecasting tool that looks at how our feelings and emotions can influence our long-term actions." Ah, yes....emotions. How do they rate those again? |
| Posted by: Mark E. 2006-06-01 14:06 |
| #10 Among the surprises is that the republican nominees will be JEB Bush and Crazy Jackie McCain ....NOT ! Borons and morons seem to be loose everywhere. |
| Posted by: wxjames 2006-06-01 13:58 |
| #9 "Among the surprises was the overall weakness of potential Democratic presidential challengers." No shit? I **NEVER** would have guessed that, not in a million years. Amazing!!!!! |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2006-06-01 12:58 |
| #8 Apparently Hillary has collected so much money that their is little left for the other Democratic presidential challengers. I suppose that some are rich enough to pay their own way. |
| Posted by: bernardz 2006-06-01 12:49 |
| #7 "I.......am........not........a.......robot." ----Algore |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-06-01 12:47 |
| #6 Computers tend to favor their own. The Gorebot has not gained any charisma since he's been out of the public eye and has managed to gain a lunatic spittle along his lips. He is not electable. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2006-06-01 12:37 |
| #5 An amusing way to strip the enthusiasts of funds that might otherwise be spent more effectively. And certainly the official voting results in two years' time will help the media psychologists refine their analytical methodologies. So all in all, not a bad thing. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2006-06-01 12:36 |
| #4 Damn you and your voodoo, doctor! Damn you all to hell! |
| Posted by: John Fn Kerry 2006-06-01 12:34 |
| #3 So CurrentTV has turned their minds into jelly? |
| Posted by: 3dc 2006-06-01 12:27 |
| #2 Note, this survey was paid for by Al Gore. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2006-06-01 11:36 |
| #1 Not that I place much stock in 'behavior prediction tools'...but....Please Dems, please, please nominate Hillary. |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-06-01 11:36 |