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Dr. Kimmie's Newest Invention Unveiled: Mouthwash |
2006-06-02 |
You, sir. Yes, you. Yes, the guy that just knocked the buzzard off the shitwagon. Step right up... Pyongyang, June 1 (KCNA) -- Scientists in the Basic Science Center under Kim Il Sung University have recently made stabilized chlorine dioxide efficacious for oral diseases. Efficacious...so you know it's good. They have already developed chlorine dioxide, a broad spectrum, strong and safe sterilizing disinfectant. They have succeeded in making stabilized chlorine dioxide at the end of the intensified research into applying it to the treatment oral diseases. Its clinical application to many patients shows that it is very effective for sterilizing or deactivating germs in the mouth and for removing foul breath. Wow, Kimmie! I can hardly smell the Corvoissier on your breath! When rinsing the mouth with the detergent of chlorine dioxide (0.005-0.2 percent) its effect lasts for over three hours. Stabilized chlorine dioxide is also very powerful in sterilizing pathogens of oral diseases including streptococcus and antinomyces. It kills more than 99 percent of germs of teeth within ten minutes. In the DPRK, science marches on... |
Posted by:tu3031 |
#5 Great! Have you tried rinsing for ten minutes? |
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-06-02 20:51 |
#4 Breath can get real bad when your too undernourished to even produce spit. Kimchi, when they can get it, doesn't help either. |
Posted by: ed 2006-06-02 18:24 |
#3 tu3031, keeping up with Scientific Progress in DPR of Kimmie so you don't have to. |
Posted by: Seafarious 2006-06-02 18:16 |
#2 I didn't realize not eating caused bad breath. |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-06-02 18:07 |
#1 Is it good for gums too since all my teeth fell out from scurvy? |
Posted by: Peasant Kim 2006-06-02 18:00 |