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Lioness kills idiot at Kiev zoo | ||||
2006-06-05 | ||||
A lioness at Kiev's zoo has killed a man who climbed into her enclosure. A Ukrainian of Azerbaijani origin lowered himself into the enclosure using a rope. He was quoted as saying God would save him.
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Posted by:Steve |
#17 Reminds me of the joke about a tourist who goes to a cannibal restaurant. On the menu: Aussie for $50, Frenchman for $50, Mexican for $50, or Arab for $150. Tourist asks the waiter, "why is the Arab so expensive?" The waiter replies, "You ever try to wash an Arab?!?" |
Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2006-06-05 16:26 |
#16 Rather painful way to win a Darwin Award. |
Posted by: DMFD 2006-06-05 22:45 |
#15 Redacted?? Sheesh, I thought it was pretty funny. But, OK - no more "dirty arab" jokes from me.... (or was it the cannibal restaurant part that was in bad taste?) |
Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2006-06-05 22:25 |
#14 Yes there is a me. I was proving it to a lioness just this morning. |
Posted by: Gawd Amighty Esquire 2006-06-05 17:15 |
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Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2006-06-05 16:26 |
#12 Throughout all history stupidity has always been a prime ingredient of snack food the world around. |
Posted by: Zenster 2006-06-05 15:14 |
#11 I think we can rule out 'Shadrach', 'Meshach' and 'Abednego' too. |
Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-06-05 14:12 |
#10 I guess he wasn't named "daniel", huh? |
Posted by: mojo 2006-06-05 14:10 |
#9 So where do we go from here, now that there is irrefutable proof that god does not exist? ...should be easy sailin' from now on... |
Posted by: Kitty 2006-06-05 13:35 |
#8 Perfessor: If the probability of 1 lion killing you is 50%, the probability of 2 lions killing you is 75%, and the probability of 4 lions killing you is 3000%. dear Perfessor Principia Mathematica, I was just stinkin, do you think I go buy me some lotto tickets today? anonymous5089: Yeah, but did they eat him, at least? Otherwise, his death would be meaningless and useless, I mean. LOL! the Lions tried to et the poor imbecile but then refused to and were overheard to say "WoW that guy tastes especially yep |
Posted by: RD 2006-06-05 13:23 |
#7 "Lion of Islam, meet the Lioness of...Kiev." |
Posted by: Seafarious 2006-06-05 13:04 |
#6 But did he have any children? The Darwin Award people will need to know. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2006-06-05 12:28 |
#5 If the probability of 1 lion killing you is 50%, the probability of 2 lions killing you is 75%, and the probability of 4 lions killing you is 3000%. |
Posted by: Perfessor 2006-06-05 12:01 |
#4 Was he halal? |
Posted by: ed 2006-06-05 11:45 |
#3 You'd think he'd have heard of Nero. |
Posted by: doc 2006-06-05 11:39 |
#2 Yeah, but did they eat him, at least? Otherwise, his death would be meaningless and useless, I mean. |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-06-05 11:28 |
#1 LOL: too bad we didn't find this earlier, it would have made the top of the masthead in today's Defender-Scimitar. Wonder if Fred will do an afternoon edition? |
Posted by: Steve White 2006-06-05 10:01 |