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India-Pakistan
Taliban ban 'un-Islamic' activities
2006-06-12
MIRANSHAH: Local Taliban and religious leaders in North Waziristan on Sunday issued public notices warning people of "serious repercussions" if they do not shun "un-Islamic activities" like watching movies and listening to music. The Taliban warned tribesmen to avoid hashish, heroin and wine, end all smuggling, ban all "un-Islamic" video and audio cassettes, ban dish antennas in houses and bazaars, and close all gambling dens. All such places of gambling will now be used for a "noble purpose", the announcement said. The Taliban also announced a ban on interest on loans, and staged fights between birds and animals. "Any person committing these atrocities from Monday will be punished accordingly if spared by the government," said the announcement. Sources said that most local tribesmen supported the announcement, believing its implementation would bring peace to the troubled tribal agency.
Posted by:Fred

#9  The Taliban also announced a ban on interest on loans, and staged fights between birds and animals. "Any person committing these atrocities from Monday will be punished accordingly if spared by the government,"

"Wetting the beak and cockfighting are hereby declared atrocities, yet we shall continue to praise Allah (Whirled Pees Upon Him) whenever fully loaded passenger jet airliners are flown into occupied office skyscrapers."
Posted by: Zenster   2006-06-12 21:51  

#8  France in ten years.
Posted by: DMFD   2006-06-12 19:26  

#7  No mention of shutting down the whore-houses.
Had me worried for a minute there.


Mullahs like their whores.

One mullah - Sami ul Haq, aka "Mullah Sandwich" aka "Sami the Sandwich" got his moniker from one night where he was arrested by the Karachi vice squad.

He liked having sex with a girl while being sodomised by his driver (hence the sandwich).

Posted by: john   2006-06-12 19:09  

#6  "Frivolity" and "Mirth" named in indictment...
Posted by: mojo   2006-06-12 14:08  

#5  So does this means the mook pictured has to give up the SlimFast?
Socks with sandals? Don't think so, Pops. This ain't South Beach, so get rid of 'em.
And toss those demon spectacles too.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-06-12 13:55  

#4  Coming soon to a European city near you.
Posted by: Kratos   2006-06-12 08:38  

#3  No mention of shutting down the whore-houses.
Had me worried for a minute there.
As long as they let them watch the World Cup this might blow over.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-06-12 08:36  

#2  In fact they should put well; clear that if any theater or lmusic store is bombed then evey mosque in a ten miles radios will be blown sky high.
Posted by: JFM   2006-06-12 08:26  

#1  Then we should ban Islamic activities.

It's reciprocation that makes the west succesful.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2006-06-12 07:04  

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